Because I Can - The Jokerr

And everybody’s waiting for what I’ma say next

Got 'em all sittin' on the edge of they seats, both of they legs flexed

Ass cheeks tighter than latex, you’d think they had gay sex

And were waitin' on results of the AIDS test

Look at these rappers wiping they face sweat

They know they can’t claim shit if they ain’t cyphered with J yet

They try to ignore me, but the urge to test me just keeps callin'

Them

Like they was tryna evade debt

I’m the muhfuckin' puppet master, bastards

Rappers dance to my antics and the fans erupt in laughter

I’m truckin' past ya fast, and makin' splashes

Bigger than gastric bypass surgery patients' asses

Look, I’ll knock you out with whichever hand

They call me Peter Pan, cause I’ll uppercut you so hard, you’ll never land

I bring the kind of drama for which you can never plan

I just speak how I feel and let it stand, man, they ask me why

(Why do you do what you do to them?)

Hahaha, they ask me that and I tell em because I can

(Why do you take your time and murder them all?)

Hahaha, they ask me that and I tell em because I can

(Why do you do what you do to them?)

I tell em because I can, I tell em because I can

I can, I can, can, I tell em because I can

(Why do you take your time and murder them all?)

I do it because I can, I do it because I caaaaan

I operate a bit different than you’d probably surmise

Bitch I’ll stab you with a piece of chalk and outline your body with knives

I’m what the hip hop doctors prescribed

But look at all these wack never made it haters tryna propogate lies

They probably told you I’m just tryna be like ICP

Shit I see through them two dudes like a five leaf tree

They used to be dope and inventive, but now they ain’t driven

Them clowns been makin cornier shit than thanksgiving

And you mindless juggalo bitches have the nerve to call me a scam

I should backhand you all with a pan

And drag you face down and feet first across the beach

And pack the space above ya top teeth and each nostril with sand

I dont know who the fuck you thought that I am

But I’ll roundhouse Violent J’s pudgy ass off the top of a dam

You sign the wackest fuckin' rappers that you possibly can

No wonder why I’m watchin' ya fans flock to my stands, they ask me why

(Why do you do what you do to them?)

Hahaha, they ask me that and I tell em because I can

(Why do you take your time and murder them all?)

Hahaha, they ask me that and I tell em because I can

(Why do you do what you do to them?)

I tell em because I can, I tell em because I can

I can, I can, can, I tell em because I can

(Why do you take your time and murder them all?)

I do it because I can, I do it because I caaaaan

Here go the third verse, time to get raw

I gotta say somethin' funny to keep your attention, vaginas with balls

I’m like your favorite rappers all combined, minus their flaws

And you can tell by all the dookie streaks linin' their drawers

They’ll see me and be cool and calm, but soon as I’m gone

You can hear 'em breathin' heavy like they have headphones on

I keep the heads bangin' harder than a Deftone song

I’m like the lyrical version of when secret government tests go wrong

So listen, stop bitchin about me dissin rappers

I’m just tryna elicit laughter at the expense of whoever I’m gettin after

You faggots oughta learn, I’ll just exploit sensitivities

And press buttons, sit back and watch you squirm

Watch, nigga, nigga nigga nigga, black people

And uh, bdbdbdbdbdbd, I’m on Ellen, Mac Lethal?

So why do I diss rappers?

I’m takin hip hop back to WHEN IT DIDN’T INCLUDE THE BITCH FACTOR, THAT’S WHY!!!

(Why do you do what you do to them?)

Hahaha, they ask me that and I tell em because I can

(Why do you take your time and murder them all?)

Hahaha, they ask me that and I tell em because I can

(Why do you do what you do to them?)

I tell em because I can, I tell em because I can

I can, I can, can, I tell em because I can

(Why do you take your time and murder them all?)

I do it because I can, I do it because I caaaaan