One Man Army - The Jokerr

Yo, aight.

Yo, aight.

Yo, aight.

Yo, aight.

You think this beat’ll lose respect

for me?

Go ahead and push the dislike button, because I seriously, honestly,

from the bottom of my heart, don’t give a shit

‘My name is the Missing Link and this is how I rap

It’s 1991 and I’m skipping on the track

Every single bar sounds exactly the same

I learned from the Beastie Boys and haven’t seen the change

All I really have is an image and a dream

I’m a little insecure, so I like to rep my team

But my leader is a pussy and he doesn’t wanna drop'

Oh man stop

You know I drop the kinda shit that makes motherfucker’s heads run

Mess with the jester and you’re bound to get your beds rough

Thinking i’ma quit because faggots make threats?

Nah

Its all day with me just exactly as I said

And if I wanna keep it going, that’s what it does

I’m the prosecuting attorney the jury and the judge

I make the call

Make it raw

Yo about to take the fall

You want it?

You got it motherfuckers let’s get it on

«My name is Claas and I rap really intense

I’ve had a bad identity crisis ever since

I first realized that I was interracial and hence

I try my hardest to fit in with different groups of friends

I be like (Hey whaddup nigga) with the ones that are black

Then go back to my white friends like (Dude hop on this track)

I’m a fucking mistake I don’t know how to act»

«Hey Claas at least you can say nigga when you rap

It’s okay man I’m white, I don’t even like it

Your horrorcore’s Barack Obama I can be your Biden

You can get away with saying whatever you want

Look at me;

I’m a fat ugly suburbanite cunt

With a douchebag beard and a stupid fucking name

That I ran with because, well nothing better came

You could join Chrome Records we got lots of fans.

Feel me?

Just do some dirt for Grewsum and you’re in» «Oh man really?

That’s exactly what I need, I need to be accepted

And you look good;

my penis just erected»

«It's cool we’re all butt buddies over here at Chrome

We hang out with the sick fucks and well, when in Rome

I mean me and Jimmy Don strap our jimmies on

Fuck, pull out, circle jerk and bukake Kenan’s mum when he’s gone

We never judge, we accept you as you are

We’ll accept your penis too especially when it’s hard,»

«Oh my gosh that sounds awesome, what dirt do I gotta do?'

Well there’s this rapper the Jokerr your last girlfriend probably knew

Who took a shot at Grew, and well before he thought it through

Grew announced that he would swing back but never bothered to

So now we gotta go to bat, ‘Alright'

Write a couple tracks, ‘Yeah'

‘Oh fuck yeah I’m down

Let’s get this fucking clown

Wait what’s that sound?'

Oh shit it’s Grewsum»

You’re going up against a one-man army!

You like me then you got me I’m the

One-man army!

Do you really want to rumble with the

One-man army!

You ain’t breathing if you step up to the

One-man army!

Hoo!

Hoo!

So when I scream, «where my soldiers at, all across the land?»

I’m the only motherfucker who needs to raise his hand ‘cause I’m the

One-man army!

It looks like

One-man army!

Do you really want to rumble with the

One-man army!

You ain’t breathing if you step up to the

One-man army!

Hoo!

Hoo!

So when I scream, «where my soldiers at, all across the land,»

I’m the only motherfucker who needs to raise his hand ‘cause I’m the

One-man army!

It looks like

One-man army!