Gorilla Girl - The Dead Milkmen

Gave to the gorilla girl, gobs and gobs of love

No one else would touch that girl unless they wore a glove

Gifted was this girl of mine, great knowledge could she grasp

But once she ate a golf pro and vomited in the grass

But I love my groovy gorilla girl

And her groovy, gorgeous gape, oh!

And her fabulous zoo-keeper father-

My love looks like an ape!

My folks say she’s wrong for me;

this girl is a mistake

Whenever I date gorilla girl they whack me with a rake

Took her out to a picnic at a girl scout jamboree

Golly did those girl scouts gape at gorilla girl and me

But I love my groovy gorilla girl

And her groovy, gorgeous gape, oh!

And her fabulous zoo-keeper father-

My love looks like an ape!