Beach Song - The Dead Milkmen

Sand is hurting my tender feet

The air smells like rotting fish and solarcaine

I hate the people on the beach

With their towels and umbrellas, they’re so insane

I don’t wanna be on the beach!

No!

(x2)

I don’t wanna be on the beach!

I don’t wanna be on the beach!

No!

I hate my girlfriend, she-she-she

Lies on the beach like a barrier reef

Soaking up the stupid sun

While the radio is blasting fun, fun, fun

I don’t wanna be on the beach!

No fun!

(x2)

I don’t wanna be on the beach!

I don’t wanna be on the beach!

No fun!

No!

This is no way to spend a summer

I’ve got sand caked on my feet

I gave my ice cream to a shark

And now I’ve got nothing to eat

No fun!

I don’t wanna be on the beach!

No fun!

I don’t wanna be on the beach!

No fun!

No!

I don’t wanna be on the beach!

I don’t wanna be on the beach!

No fun