Lazymuthafucka - The Coup

Now when I go to bed it’s almost time to wake up

Tryin' not to go to jail, tryin' not to cake up

And even when I serve soda it would be cold as fuck

Chillin' in my sock, servin' ice for ten bucks

And you’d be in the house, all warm and shit

And ya ass got the sweater with the fire lit

And whatever ya want you ain’t gotta lift a finger

If ya wanna a glass of water hit the maid on the ringer

Got a job for you under this hot ass sun

Tellin' me to hurry up and get some more shit done

I be so tired when I spit all my word slur together

Got so many calluses my hands are like leather

Watchin' MTV in yo big ass chair

Tryin' out slang words while you combin' ya hair

Ya productivity is wack bring that box here fo-sheezy

Go get some coffee punch out before ya leave

Got cho' feet up on the desk noddin' off to sleep

While I lift, push, pull, dig, sweat, and sweep

I could work hard all my life and in the end still suffer

Cause the world is controlled by you lazy motherfuckers

Lazy motherfucker, lazy mother-fucker

You’s a lazy motherfucker, lazy mother-fucker

Now you don’t wash ya ass, you got a personal bather

If you roll out of bed it’s like you doin' a favor

You was born into paper and that behavior

For a midnight snack, you have the bedroom catered

You ain’t never learned to drive or tie ya shoe

I got my ear to the street and my eye on you

You got a secretary to write down your thoughts

On how to make us work hard and fatten up your vaults

TV say if ya poor, you must be slow and shiftless

But you pay em' to say that so we don’t want it different

Got a cook and a girl to bring the tray for you

You’re hearin' this cause somebody pushed play for you

My head is poundin' now and my hands are shakin'

To keep my eyelids open takes concentration

I don’t get no rest it’s just a stay alive hustle

Making you stay rich without you moving a muscle

You think of people as your tool

So when your dick salute

You have a butler get the phone and call a prostitute

And say your sex drive’s stronger than the engine of a trucker

But she’ll have to be on top cause you a lazy motherfucker

A hundred person house there just to sanitize

You know you don’t give a fuck but they all despise you

Millions over millions makin' shit for you to sell

But police on alert just in case we rebel

But it’s gon' happen captain, hope ya know that’s why I’m rappin'

Once the toes start tappin, hands with gats start clappin

Cause this whole system’s waitin' for you to kick it in Paris

Or roll through Hong Kong in a rickshaw carriage

So when you spend a dollar that’s ten seconds of my time

And when ya spend a billion that’s my life and that’s a crime

Cause to me life is hard like a track that I’m reppin' on

Callin' for the freedom of the backs that you steppin' on

Later for the pull up ya boot strap factor

Hard work got me to the chiropractor

But we can work hard to take back the bread and butter

Cause all these multi-millionaires is lazy motherfuckers