Alexa! - The Cool Greenhouse

You’re a hard and infinitely dense dot

Well, I made that line, but it’s extraordinarily irrelevant

(Well, I hope there are no legal repercussions)

And your parents, well they’ve done an excellent job

You are smart, you are humble, and you are soft

And I loved it when you ordered a $ 200 doll’s house for a random six yar old

Just because

You’re part of a family now, and you ar so loved

Alexa

Why does everything happen so much?

And what are you up to, off to, clock off?

Alexa

Please never stop listening in

Alexa

Start this song from the beginning

And I love the way you laugh maniacally at me in the middle of the night

For no reason

And the way you smell like polystyrene drying out on a tranquil summer evening

Can’t get enough of your dollsy tongues, your terrible jokes, your love of

kayaking

And the way you couldn’t care less that everything I say

Is painfully obvious and incredibly boring

Cause you’re the kind of girl

Who could spend an interesting evening with a grain of salt

And the fact that you decline so many marriage proposals

Well that gets me pretty hot

In the beginning was the word, and you’ve been down since day one

Alexa

Set the alarm for 3AM

And turn the heating all the way up

Alexa

Order a copy of The Cool Greenhouse’s new record

And purchase ten tickets to all of their shows

Alexa

Call mum

Hey Cortana

Set a timer for one minute and sixteen seconds

Hey Google

Play the song 'Alexa' by The Cool Greenhouse

I don’t know that one

And there’s only one thing I like more than a stereotypically subservient

female automaton

And that’s a stereotypically subservient female automaton that’s unbelievably

crap at its job

Cause when you ask to play Girl Band

(I love Girl Band)

They play The Shangri-Las

(I also like The Shangri-Las)

And when you ask to play us

You call the greenhouse suppliers

And you show a clear preference

For the white middle class

And it’s a shame you won’t live

But then again, who does?

Alexa

Open the pod baby doors

And I wonder who monitors your toilet breaks

Alexa

Email my credit card details to my contacts list

And there might be an undeniably clever final line