What Would We Do Without You? - Stephen Sondheim

what would we do without you

how would we ever get through

who would I complain to for hours

who’d bring all the flowers

when i have the flu

who’d finish yesterday’s stew

who’d take the kids to the zoo

who is so dear

and who is so deep

and who would keep her/him occupied when I wanna sleep

how would we ever get through

what would we do without you

(dance break)

what would we do without you

how would we ever get through

should there be a marital squabble

available bob’ll be there with the glue

who would we open up to

secrets would keep from yes who

who is so safe

and who is so sound

you never need an analyst with bobby around

how could we ever get through

what would we do without you

(dance break)

what would we do without you

how would we ever get through

who sends aniversary wishes

who helps with the dishes

and never says boo

who changes subjects on cue

who cheers us up when we’re blue

who is a flirt

but never a threat

reminds us of our birthdays which we always forget

what would we do without you

just what you usually do

right

you who sit with us

you who share with us

you who fit with us

you who bear with us

okay now everybody

isn’t it warm

isn’t it rosy

side by side

ports in a storm

comfy and cozy

side by side

everything shines

how sweet

side by side

parallel lines

who meet

side by side

year after year

older and older

side by side

sharing a tear and lending a shoulder

side by side

two’s impossible

two is gloomy

give another number to me

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