Bad Sneakers - Steely Dan

Five names that I can hardly

Stand to hear

Including yours and mine

And one more chimp who isn’t here

I can see the ladies talking

How the times are getting hard

And that fearsome excavation

On Magnolia Boulevard

And I’m going insane

And I’m laughing at the frozen rain

And I’m so alone

Honey when they gonna send me home

Bad sneakers and a Pi?

A Colada

My friend stompin' on the avenue

By Radio City with at transistor

And a large sum of money to spend

You fellah, you tearin' up the street

You wear that white Tuxedo

How you gonna beat the heat

Do you take me for a fool?

Do you think that I don’t see?

That ditch out in the valley

That they’re digging just for me

And I’m going insane

And I’m laughing at the frozen rain

And I’m so alone

Honey when they gonna send me home

Bad sneakers and a Pi?

A Colada

My friend stompin' on the avenue

By Radio City with at transistor

And a large sum of money to spend