Any Major Dude Will Tell You - Steely Dan

I never seen you looking so bad my funky one;

You tell me that your super fine mind has come undone.

Any major dude with half a heart surely will tell you my friend;

Any minor world that breaks apart falls together again.

When the demon is at your door, in the mornin' it won’t be there no more.

Any major dude will tell you;

any major dude will tell you.

Have you ever seen a squonks tears?

Well, look at mine.

The people on the street have all seen better times.

I can tell you all I know: there where to go, the what to do.

You can try to run but you can’t hide from what’s inside of you.

Any major dude will tell you;

any major dude will tell you.