Glamour Profession - Steely Dan

6:05 outside the stadium

Special delivery for Hoops McCann

Brut and Charisma poured from the shadow where he stood

Looking good he’s a crowd pleasing man

One on one He’s schoolyard superman

Crashing the backboard he’s Jungle Jim again

When it’s all over we’ll make some calls from my car, we’re a star

It’s a glamour profession

The L.A. concession

Local boys will spend a quarter

Just to shine the silver bowl

Living hard will take its toll

Illegal fun

Under the sun

All aboard The Carib Cannibal

Off to Barbados just for the ride

Jock with his radar stalking the dread moray eel

At the wheel with his Eurasian bride

On the town we dress for action

Celluloid bikers is Friday’s theme

I drove the Chrysler

Watched from the darkness while they danced

I’m the one

Hollywood I know your middle name

Who inspires your fabled fools that’s my claim to fame

Jive Miguel he’s in from Bogota

Meet me at midnight at Mr. Chow

Szechuan dumplings after the deal has been done

I’m the one