Minecraft Is for Everyone - Starbomb

Strolling down the street, the square street

A fair sheet, of square sleet below my feet

Creeper’s what they call me

But even I see, that all of this beauty

Can fill me with such glee

Look at this tall tree

It’s nature’s majesty

Would it be so bad if someone

BLEW THE F**K OUT OF IT?!

This sweet pig here, alone walking around

He has the perfect face for

GETTING RIPPED FROM THE INSIDE F**KING OUT!

Hey Mr. Creeper

WHAT?!

There’s no need for that kind of language

F**K YOU!

The only F-word is fun

Life’s even sweeter

Without explosions

Minecraft is for everyone!

Hurray!

Let’s all be nice today

Everyone is at play

And there’s no need to blow them away

Oh, hi!

Let’s go help those two guys

Build a house that--

No, no, see, this is exactly what I’m talking about

If you’ve gotta curse, just say the word fudge, that way no one will judge--

Stop!

No more exploding or cursing, no one else has to die!

Okay?

F**k it, I’ll try

Okay, we’re off to a bad start, but that’s fine

I’m on a nice kick

I’ll make some friends quick

I don’t have many, because everyone’s a huge di-augh…

I have to ad-mit

I just might lose it

Having to give up my favorite things is FUNKY BULLSHRIMP!

Man, it’s hard not to be mean

Hey guys, do you need help writing lyrics?

No, you don’t even know Minecraft music

But… but I’m Notch

More like NOTCH-yo song!

Oh, sugar-snap peas I went there!

Tee-hee!

We’re so happy and free

Let’s clear away the debris

From all the ruined lives of your killing spree

It’s fun!

To be nice to someone

They’ll really love you a ton

You know what?

Why don’t you kneel down and kiss my creepy-- buns!

You’ll feel so much love and magic in rapture

Hearts will be captured

You monkey-fighting GLASSBALL MOTHER SCRATCHER!

We just learned a lesson

Creepers can make amends

Guess what?

You’re my new frie--