A Wild Guitar Solo Appears! - Starbomb

It’s me, Ash Ketchum, coming one more time

Pika shot me in the nuts once but now it’s fine

We worked it all out and now there’s no more anxiety

He took up the guitar and now he’s back in society

I’m very proud of Pika, he’s so talented

Still the best Pokéfighter and now he shreds

Yo, it’s me, Brock, bro!

You know I’m gaining fame

How about a practice fight to get you back in the training game?

Onix, I choose you!

Come out and bring the Earthquake

And give this little yellow rodent all his ass can take

It is time, Pikachu, you have come so far

I choose you, now fight!

Wait, why’d you bring your guitar?

That’s weird

Pika!

No, Pika…

Pika, Pika!

Stop playing, please

Pika, Pika, Pika, Pika!

I need you to fight

Oh!

Oh my god

Pikachu has fainted!

Well, that didn’t go as planned

Hey, maybe next time take the fucking guitar outta your hands

Do you think you can do that for me?

(Pikachu!)

I don’t speak electric mouse, I can’t understand you

Anyway, we’re at the tournament and stakes are high

The Pokémon are vicious here, and someone’s going to die

Our opponent is fierce, he sent a Tyranitar

Now beat his ass, Pika, you’re a superstar!

Pika!

Stop!

Pika, Pika, Pika!

Again with this?

That is tasty, I have to admit

Pika!

Tyranitar!

Pikachu has fainted!

Yeah, no shit

This is our last chance to win or I’m going to quit

You gotta pull it together, you know what I mean?

And fight the newest Pokémon that’s here on the scene

Apparently, his name is Saxuffalo

He’s a buffalo that plays saxapho… oh no

I can’t believe this is really happening

Pika!

Pika!

Pika, Pi!

Oh my god

Uffalo!

This is so stupid!

Sounds really good guys

Pika Pika Pika Pi!

Thank you

Pika!

Pikachu!

This is a fucking mockery

Pika!

Whatever, Digimon rules

Have fun!

Saxuffalo!

Eat dicks

Fuck