Just An Emcee II - Spose

Live from where the sun comes up

Yes yes y’all

Freak freak y’all

Turn it up y’all

Wells, Maine

Spizzy Spose y’all

Small world y’all

Prep Dank y’all turn it down

I’m like the broke Young Hova

No Range Rover

But still hot when serving people — Anna Kournikova

No fancy restaurant twenty-dollar entrees

It is Wendy’s, it is Friendly’s, it is empty, it is gay

No Tyrone Biggums crack rocks where my pot at

A movie director, man, I don’t get shot at

Unburly rhyme-satirist in Hurley and Atticus

Never up early counting cash on my abacus

Weed leaf rustler, window-shopper customer

In other words you could say I’m «not a not a hustler»

I rapped for six years but still anonymous

No bling, dollar-less and a bad economist

Life’s Lauryn Hill, it’s killing me softly

I got no cream you could call me black coffee

My finances more fucked than a used condom

Stocks fall like autumn, greetings from rock bottom

But they’re ain’t no fake pimping

Thugging thugging gangster gangster gayness

I’m Beyonce-less and not on the A-list

I know some bailiffs and I’m not proud of it

But I used to love weed, and well, I still love it!

Freak ex-geek no powder puff pipsqueek

No rough speak with scuffed sneaks, yeah it’s me

Just an emcee in a dirty white tee

Got trees from Mike V that be unsightly

Sometimes life’s a drag

Sometimes it’s a bong rip

I’ma live now put my money where my songs is

I’m still gnarly clam baking that Bob Marley

Till it’s not even funny anymore — Chris Farley

I’m AIDs ill and malaria sick

With no hilarious schtick or gimmick to get your trick

I’m hoping being honest gets into these arenas

And my tracks flood the streets like Hurricane Katrina

I’m not here to be the hardest or act all retarded

I’m just an emcee man, a rapper, an artist

I don’t bling or blang or sling, but my slang

Got you and your mang going ape like orangoutangs

Not a wack, weak wigger, wannabe thug

No kilos of drugs are hidden in my Lugz

But make no istake still I puff cake

I’m bony but not phony

Baked but not fake

It’s all gravy, baby, I’m still porking ladies

But I don’t do drive-bys in next year’s Mercedes

These are my thoughts, I don’t exaggerate my life

If you carry the mic there’s a stereotype

But I was born and bred for this babbling business

Rap words like you getting scrabble for Christmas

No Cristal bottle or models with swelled racks

I don’t tote gats or sell crack, I just rap