Liz - Shel Silverstein

Oh, I’ll admit that I ain’t tall and handsome

And I’ll admit my hair is gettin' thin

And I’m gettin' sort of fat

And some other things like that

So do you wonder why I sit and shyly grin --

It’s just because -- Liz got around to Nicky Hilton

And Michael Todd and Wilding… that made three

And she got around to Fisher

And she got around to Burton

So I’m certain that she’ll get around to me

So I’m sittin' here just waitin' in the drugstore

As confident and happy as can be

And I never go on dates

I just sit right here and wait

'Cause I know she’s got to get around to me

Someday, I know she’s got to get around to me!