Paranoid - Shel Silverstein

Everybody says I’m paranoid they all think I’m crazy

They all smile to my face but they’d like to see me die

They put poison in my coffee they put ground glass in my oatmeal

They put spiders in my tennis shoes and shit in my pecan pie

It’s hard to stop and figure out where did it all begin

You see my father wanted a little girl and my mother wanted twins

And my grandpa admired Hitler so everything I did was wrong

And I’m gonna stop now cause even though you’re smilin' I know you hate this

song

Yeah and I know you’re only listenin' cause you don’t wanna hurt my feelin’s

And you’re just waitin' for me to leave so you can laugh about my open fly

You put the poison in my coffee you put the ground glass in my oatmeal

You put the spiders in my tennis shoes and you shit in my pecan pie

I know don’t deny it I know I know I know