Boy Named Sue - Shel Silverstein

Well, my daddy left home when I was three

And he didn’t leave much to Ma and me

Just this old guitar and a bottle of booze

Now I don’t blame him because he run and hid

But the meanest thing that he ever did was

Before he left he went and named me Sue.

Well, he must have thought it was quite a joke

And it got lots of laughs from a lot of folks

It seems I had to fight my whole life through

Some gal would giggle and I’d get red

And some guy would laugh and I’d bust his head

I tell you, life ain’t easy for a boy named Sue

Well, I grew up quick and I grew up mean

My fist got hard and my wits got keen

Roamed from town to town to hide my shame

But I made me a vow to the moon and the stars

I’d search the honky tonks and bars and kill

That man that gave me that awful name

But it was Gatlinburg in mid July and I had

Just hit town and my throat was dry

I’d thought i’d stop and have myself a brew

At an old saloon in a street of mud

And at a table dealing stud sat the dirty

Mangy dog that named me Sue

Well, I knew that snake was my own sweet dad

From a worn-out picture that my mother had

And I knew the scar on his cheek and his evil eye

He was big and bent and gray and old

And I looked at him and my blood ran cold

And I said, 'My name is Sue.

How do you do?

Now you’re gonna die.'

Yeah, that’s what I told him

Well, I hit him right between the eyes and he went down

But to my surprise he came up with a knife

And cut off a piece of my ear.

But I busted a chair

Right across his teeth.

And we crashed through

The wall and into the street kicking and a-gouging

In the mud and the blood and the beer

I tell you I’ve fought tougher men but I really can’t remember when

He kicked like a mule and bit like a crocodile

I heard him laughin' and then I heard him cussin'

He went for his gun and I pulled mine first

He stood there looking at me and I saw him smile

And he said, 'Son, this world is rough and if

A man’s gonna make it, he’s gotta be tough

And I knew I wouldn’t be there to help you along

So I gave you that name and I said 'Goodbye'

I knew you’d have to get tough or die.

And it’s

That name that helped to make you strong.'

Yeah, he said, 'Now you have just fought one

Helluva fight, and I know you hate me and you’ve

Got the right to kill me now and I wouldn’t blame you

If you do.

But you ought to thank me

Before I die for the gravel in your guts and the spit

In your eye because I’m the guy that named you Sue.'

Yeah, what could I do?

What could I do?

I got all choked up and I threw down my gun

Called him pa and he called me a son

And I came away with a different point of view

And I think about him now and then

Every time I tried, every time I win and if I

Ever have a son I think I am gonna name him

Bill or George — anything but Sue