All Er Nothin' - Seth MacFarlane

With me it’s all or nothin'

Is it all or nothin' with you?

It can’t be «in between»

It can’t be «now and then»

No half and half romance will do

I’m a one woman man, home lovin' type

All complete with slippers and pipe

Take me like I am, or leave me be

If you can’t give me all, give me nothin'

And nothin’s what you’ll get from me

With me it is all or nothin'

Is it all or nothin' with you?

No, it can’t be «in between»

And it can’t be «now and then»

No half and half romance will do

I’m gonna build you a house

All painted white

Cute and clean and pretty and bright

Big enough for two but not for three!

And supposin' that we should have a third one

H’d better look a lot like m

The spittin' image

He’d better look a lot like me