If I Had A Talking Picture Of You - Seth MacFarlane, Norah Jones

If I had a talking picture of you

I would run it every time I felt blue

I would sit there in the gloom of my lonely little room

And applaud each time you whispered, «I love you;

love you.»

On the screen the moment you came in view

We would talk the whole thing over, we two

I would give ten shows a day

And a midnight matinee

If I had a talking picture of you