Supervillain - Schaffer The Darklord

So we meet again, my noble heroic friend

Our feud has brewed forever, but tonight it will end

And then there will be nothing left of you but a memory

My old foe, arch-rival, nemesis and my enemy

You see, my granddad invented trying lasses

To train tracks cackling twisting his moustache and

My dad, his spawn, carried it on

In the 60's holding hostages with atomic bombs

I come from a long line of this kind of people

You see, I represent a third generation of evil

It courses through my blood, this love of chaos and killing

So much more than just a criminal, I’m a supervillain!

In a mask with black gloves pulled up past

My elbows, «Hell No!»

I bellow with both fists clasped

A mass of wild hair that’s red or orange or green

And a single silver streak, I look horribly mean

I’ve got an army of weapons and robots and goons

And a gold membership into the Legion of Doom

Beyond the doors of my fortress it’s pouring down rain

I’m no madman, man, no, I’m fucking insane!

My satellites' sights aimed on strategic sites

Laser beams’ll vaporize this city tonight.

I had to pull a diamond heist to buy my doomsday device

It will turn the earth to ice.

Yeah… it's pretty nice.

Send out your signal, call in your hero

I kidnapped his lady, now his power’s are zero

I’ll give him ultimatums, yeah I’ll drop them like pearls

«You can choose one, hero: the world or the girl.»

The Joker, Lex Luthor, Two-Face and Bizarro

Doc Ock, Juggernaut, Ming and Magneto

Green Goblin, Penguin, Venom, Electro

Megatron, Cobra Commander and Destro

(CHORUS):

I root for the bad guys!

With the evil eyes fists in the sky they’re screaming «Die die die!»

And I

Root for the bad guys!

The sick and the twisted, so sadistic and wicked, that’s why I

Root for the bad guys!

The psychopathic maniacs the black hat sort, I

Root for the bad guys!

Chilling like a supervillain killing for sport

«Now, Mr. Freeze!»

Now superheroes are bigger and stronger although

Villains do triple their sales in action figures alone

Heroes have hearts, we control minds

They get the good press, we get the good lines

We say things like «Rue the day!»

And «For this, the people of this little city shall pay!»

And «Now I will show you absolute fear.»

And «Well, well, well… what do we have here?»

Hey Mr. Hero, why the cape and the half-mask?

Your costume looks stupid, mine’s fucking bad ass!

Now buzz off, you’ve a city to save

While I’ll be back at my lair giggling, digging your grave

To me your identity is no secret

I know the story of your origin and I know your weakness

Carry on with absurd monologue, you silly bastard

I won’t hear a word over my own demonic laughter

Heroes play supporting roles, the villain’s the star

With my half-British accent rolling my «r's»

Rrrrrrrrolling in my getaway car

Go ahead and try to chase me but you won’t getting far

My cold, black heart starts pumping endorphins

Every time I leave a bomb in a bus full of orphans

With the doors sealed shut, breaks cut and it’s racing

Toward the edge of a cliff, shit, you better go and save 'em!

Walk into a trap, gassed, passed out now it’s dark

Wake up in chains over a tank full of sharks

I’m sure you’ll get free, you always do when the time comes

Even I’ve escaped a dozen times from the asylum

I got the DA, commissioner and the mayor

Tied up to a bomb, and in my palm I hold the detonator

All along this was my plan

Now I will give you the count of 10 to meet my demands

«10…9…8…7…6…5, ah fuck it.»

Skeletor, Catwoman and Dr. Doom

Doomsday, Kingpin and Ra’s Al Gul

Shredder, Sandman, Darth Vader, Scarecrow

Brainiac, Mr. Mxyzptlk and Mysterio

(CHORUS)

When the smoke clears, and I see the light

I’m surrounded by four walls, padded and white

In a straightjacket, dammit, this isn’t the end

Curses, superhero, we shall meet again!

«Mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!»