Boy's Club - MC Lars, Schaffer The Darklord, Tribe One

We have rituals

Sometimes I like to set up little toys around

Like, when I’m drawing

Like, uh, I’ll just kinda, like

Come over here and be like

«Oh, today I’m gonna draw with, like

The lizard, or this pterodactyl that has

Kinda bent nose.»

I’m gonna set those guys up

All up in the kaboodle here

I’m a frog named Pepe — and I live

With my three best friends — I forgive

When they stink up the bathroom when I’m playing Doom

Close the door Landwolf, Damn!

P U!

Cathode Ray to my giant eyes

Chillin' in the graveyard, who’s that guy

With the pizza pie and the spider eggs

And the kiwi bird with the tiny legs?

Dat Boi, Harambe they crash on the floor

2017 internet lore

How did it happen I don’t really know

Up on the wall at the Mapplethorpe show

I’m a 4chan star don’t ask me why

When the memes on the scene straight multiply

Pants all the way down to my feet when I pee

'Cause it feels good man — so please let me be

Boy’s Club!

Boy’s Club!

Welcome to the Boys Club!

Making hella noise club

Welcome to the Boy’s Club

Why?

Cause it feels good man

Why?

Cause it feels good man

Why?

Cause it feels good man

Why?

Cause it feels good man

Uh, I’m a dog named Andy

Well, maybe not a dog, but I’m drawn with a handy

And a pair of lidded peeps and a piehole

And a pair of long ears, short shorts, I snort, I roll

With a bunch of bros, our apartment’s stark

Quick with a thumbs up and a smart remark

The art is sharp, in color I’m mad yella

Snark when I’m gonna barf «my bad, fellas!»

As if!

Sniffing rock bottom

Pop another bottle, and I’m often hotdoggin'

When I’m chilling like a champion, freezer stinks

I’m so freaking lit that I become a lynx

Now did you know a thing about a fancy cheese

That they pass through a cat?

Sunglasses, please

On the last page?

That was me, I guess

Got a catch phrase?

That would be a yes

Boy’s Club!

Boy’s Club!

Welcome to the Boys Club!

Making hella noise club

Welcome to the Boy’s Club

Why?

Cause it feels good man

Why?

Cause it feels good man

Why?

Cause it feels good man

Why?

Cause it feels good man

Yo, you ever seen a poop this lengthy?

I’m the truth in the bathroom dudes envy!

Crude with the 'tude, but my mood is friendly

Getting your attention ever so gently

Begging your pardon, my partner who rent

An apartment, it started, this pencil and parchment

The friendship is strength and ours won’t be tarnished

And basically target this fart in your face!

Bam!

My mind don’t work backwards

Living in the moment 'cause I know what’s coming after

RIP, I’ll be lame when I’m dead

Eyes got to be on the prize, they ain’t in my head

Landwolf, part man, part mammal

You never see me give a damn in any art panel

Anything is possible, everything is rock n' roll

We unstoppable, pants optional

Boy’s Club!

Boy’s Club!

Welcome to the Boys Club!

Making hella noise club

Welcome to the Boy’s Club

Why?

Cause it feels good man

Why?

Cause it feels good man

Why?

Cause it feels good man

Why?

Cause it feels good man

Inside, and my shades on

I’m fresh as the day’s long

And my best friends are my roommates

And they zag wrapped, and my Js on

And they Batman to my Robin

They three choice in my op ed

And my name is Brett, I got a backwards hat

I got Whitney up in my walkman

Like «I'm every woman, it’s all in me»

Got a treat in the freezer you won’t believe!

Ask Sandy, 'cause Birddog’s stupid

Or Pepe, when he’s done pooping

I’m B-Money, my team funny

I’m Ansel Adams when Landwolf’s puking!

Boy’s Club!

Boy’s Club!

Welcome to the Boys Club!

Making hella noise club

Welcome to the Boy’s Club

Why?

Cause it feels good man

Why?

Cause it feels good man

Why?

Cause it feels good man

Why?

Cause it feels good man

Going, Matt Furie on 'em

Matt Furie on 'em

Matt Furie on 'em

Man, Matt Furie on 'em

Indie comics all-star

Comics all-star

Indie comics all-star

Comics all-star

«Just basically, writing comic books, um

Is kind of for a loser, so, um

I lost big time in that department.»