Mice - Schaffer The Darklord

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I know they’re sneakin' in, creepin' in, eatin' and peein' and

Keepin' me from sleepin' in the evenin’s even sleepin' in

Jesus, it is freakin' me out again and sometimes

Out the corners of my eyes, I am even seein' them

I get that old, old sinkin' feelin' again and again

The wretched creatures keep on gettin' in again and again

Nod to the throb of my heart, inside a darkened apartment

Crawling with monsters, I gotta stop 'em

They Creepin', They Crawlin'

The creatures keep on crawlin'

Pitter-patter critters scatter in the scariest way

They watch me, they stalk me

They know I know they’ve got me

And I fight some back though the mice come back the very next day

Shut up did you see that?

A little one just ran

Past — did you hear that?

Shut the fuck up, man

Dammit, man I thought I got 'em all but they’re back and

Crawlin' in the walls again and at the attack plan

It’s a fact man, I’ve assembled an armory

Of weapons that will get 'em, that’ll keep 'em from harmin' me

You seen a finer collection of death?

Yeah I doubt that

At last, science built a better mouse trap

I’ve used spring traps, ring traps, live traps, zap traps, red traps,

blue traps, fuck it even glue traps

Tubes in trashcans, decoys, toys, and peppermint, poison, high-pitched noises

Mouse gel, oh Hell, chesse and other baits like bread, grains, and peanut butter

Steel wool, filled up holes, taped up cracks, but Mickey and Minnie and friends

find their way back!

They Creepin', They Crawlin'

The creatures keep on crawlin'

Pitter-patter critters scatter in the scariest way

They watch me, they stalk me

They know I know they’ve got me

And I fight some back though the mice come back the very next day

Blew out bulbs, all rooms now dark and

Thew out all my food, now starvin'

Silent night all through this house

Save for the cries of a dying mouse

The violent sounds of bested dwellers

Whine of sonic pest repellers

Scuttle, snaps, and sqeaking after

And my growning evil laughter

I dropped a fat-ass rat in a bucket, Imma burn him later

Like a lone vigilane — Fuck it no exterminator, hater

Necklace of tails, and warpaint, and naked

This is my home, you goddamn rodents will never take it

Little fires flicker like a post-apocolyptic slammer

I’ve a laser-sight mounted on a goddamn hammer

I’ve invested days and pain, and they win all the time

For this infestation rages, I’ve only lost my mind!

They Creepin', They Crawlin'

The creatures keep on crawlin'

Pitter-patter critters scatter in the scariest way

They watch me, they stalk me

They know I know they’ve got me

And I fight some back though the mice come back the very next day

They Creepin', They Crawlin'

The creatures keep on callin'

As the war fought, fuck I forgot an every day fact

I’ve watched them, I’ve stalked them

I know they know I’ve got them

Cuz I just got a cat, and that was that — they never came back!