Do Sex - Schaffer The Darklord

Oh my!

Look at all you people in this room

I’ve been watching you file in for an hour or two

But none of you seem to see the black and purple suited fella

Sitting all alone at the bar, sipping on a Stella

'Til the soundguy steps to me and says «It's time»

That’s my cue to kick some killer rhymes

As I step up on the stage and hop into the spotlight

Flip the power switch on my wireless mic

And go Rappity, Rappity, Rappity, Rappity, Rappity, Rappity, Rappin'

Uh, yeah that’s when it first starts happenin'

Now all you acting like you want a little action, see

Macking on me tactlessly, all up on my package — please

I’m gonna break it down and make it see through

As I delegate some invitations to my green room

Who’s it going to be?

You?

You?

Maybe you?

Listen, this is what I’m gonna do

I’mma do sex to all of you

I’mma do sex to all of you

Every last one of you

I’mma do sex to all of you

I’mma do sex to everybody in this room

I’mma do sex to all of you

I’mma do sex to all of you

Every last one of you

I’mma do sex to all of you

I’mma do sex to everybody in this room

Take a moment, let this awesome promise wash across you

Just the thought of all the sex that I’mma do to you has got you all so hot and

bothered

Gnawing on your bottom lips, excited

All your fantasies involving me will soon be satisfied and

I will get it started all your parts will start to tingle now

Oh my god, you are so psyched and nobody is singled out

I want to put you all inside my mouth, all of you, and swallow you

And when I say all of you, I mean ALL of you

Ladies, let’s form a single file line

Maybe undress first, to save a little time

Oh and Fellas!

Oh Yeah I’m talking to the dudes too

Guess who else I’mma do sex to?

Here’s a hint YOU

Oooh regardless of your weight or race or gender

I’mma do you!

And that goes for you too, bartender!

It’s an orgy and you won’t attend a bigger one this year

Man — it’s about to look like it’s Caligula in here

When I do sex to all of you

When I do sex to all of you

Every last one of you

When I do sex to all of you

When I do sex to everybody in this room

When I do sex to all of you

When I do sex to all of you

Every last one of you

When I do sex to all of you

When I do sex to everybody in this room

And when it happens, it’ll blow your mind

It’ll shatter the fabric of your reality you’ll find

That you were once so sweet and kind until I got you hot and naughty

I’mma do a bunch of weird stuff to your body

Oh!

La-Di-Da-Di baby I’mma use the force

I’mma lock the doors, I’mma drop your drawers

Everybody’s getting naked like they’re Lady Godiva

Everybody’s gonna wear a layer of my saliva

And I’mma going in and out of you, you’re going in and out of me

Remember!

Nobody do each other, keep me at the center

Of attention- did I mention what you’ll get for free?

Everybody at this party’s gonna get an STD!

No inhibitions, no indecision just id-driven whim

Hedonistic debauchery in every room that I’m in

Oh you know I’m so impulsive, I just roll with the flow

In fact, never mind- I’ve changed my mind tonight I’m going home- peace

I’mma do sex to NONE of you

I’mma do sex to none of you

Not a single one of you

I’mma do sex to none of you

I’mma do sex to nobody in this room

I’mma do sex to none of you

I’mma do sex to none of.

Well maybe just one of you

I’mma do sex to none of you

I’mma do sex to nobody in this room