Parve - Rick Moranis

I’ve tasted all the specials

Gone from dish to dish

Closed too many late night delis

Last call for one more knish

Staring at a bowl of broken bones

From every wish

I gotta find a different kind

Of delicate and delish

Nothing about her is vanilla

She never gets too dark

Never shows a cold shoulder

When this old hot dog starts to bark

She’s rarely got a beef

She never claims a stake

She don’t sour easily

She’s too cool to shake

She’s Parve Parve

You can take her anywhere

Parve Parve

No one ever cares

My Parve Parve

She goes either way

Parve Parve

She good all day every day

I knew she was mine

When I read her tattoo

Inside a circle of life

All that was there was a ‘U'

She can play each part

But she mocks the role

While the rules get disputed

She don’t care which bowl

She is happy hot

And cool cold

She’s as certifiable as

Fool’s gold

Parve Parve

My meat and potato days are over

Parve Parve

There’s no butter in my butterfly

Parve Parve

I ain’t goin' back to my Milky Ways

Parve Parve

Let’s blow this cheesy joint forever