The Seven Days Of Shiva - Rick Moranis

On the first day of Shiva the Stulbergs sent in

The biggest potato kugel I’ve ever seen

On the second day of Shiva the Katzmans had delivered

Two tureens of borscht

And a bigger potato kugel than the Stulbergs'

On the third day of Shiva the Applebaums sent over

Three steamed pastramis

Two tureens of borscht

And an even bigger potato kugel than the Stulberg’s

Or the Katzmans'

On the fourth day of Shiva the Resnicks came and brought

Four pickled tongues

Three steamed pastramis

Two tureens of borsht

And we had to leave their kugel in the hall

On the fifth day of Shiva the Rubinoffs dropped off

Five plates of smoked fish

Four pickled tongues

Three steamed pastramis

Two tureens of borsht

And we finally finished the Stulbergs' kugel from the first day

On the sixth day of Shiva

The Greenwalds walked in

With six pounds of liver

Five plates of smoked fish

Four pickled tongues

Three steamed pastramis

Two bowls of borsht

And the Stulbergs came and we offered them some of Katzman’s kugel

From the second day

On the seventh day of Shiva

The Kepplers called and said

That Syd Keppler died after

Seven operations

Six days intensive

Quintuple bypass

Four years of dialysis

Three skin grafts

Two hip replacements

So we sent in a nice potato kugel