The Cheese Rap - Rhett and Link

Why you up in this store?

What you looking for?

Cheese?

I’m cheddar, I’m much better than the rest of these

Don’t speak too fast, you need to get a load of dis

I’m Swiss

Alright, white boy, they get the gist

Got more holes in my body than my boy 50 Cent

Curdled on the streets — Geneva represent!

We’re Vinny and Louie, forget about the other cheeses

We’re so hardcore, you gotta grate us to eat us

You other chumps are weak

If you ask me

I can bring you to your knees with my pungency

I’m not weak I’m strong

I’ll add flavor to your salad all night long

We know you want to put us in your mouth

And chew, don’t you?

We know you do!

I’m old, I’m stuck in my ways

I’m stuck in your teeth and on your breath for days

Baaaaaaaaaah

I got mo' flavor then y’all

I make a wicked cheese ball

My hobbies include doing bird-call

Can someone take over for me?

I’m living large in a condo

If I break a hip don’t put me in a home, bro

But pops, you don’t even have a hip though

Oh

This is breaking my heart

Just tell 'em what they want, yo

We know you want to put us in your mouth

And chew, don’t you?

You know, we know, we know you do!

So, what kind of cheese you wanna get?

I don’t think I’m in the mood for cheese

You know, we know, we know you do