The Brainfreeze Song - Rhett and Link, Freddie Wong

Pace yourself, brother

Your mouth’s writing checks that its roof can’t cover

You’re gonna get an ice cream headache

Owwww!

You’re gonna freeze your brain

No way to ease the pain

You’re gonna have to wait it out

You’ve got an ice cream headache

Nowwwwwww!

You’re the one to blame

So you can’t complain

You ate it like a Grizzly downin' a rainbow trout

He’s really ravaging on that trout

You look like you’ve been kicked in the balls (oaahh)

But that ain’t happening at all (nah)

Let me simplify things for ya

You see your Trigeminal Nerve is causing sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia

A.K.A.

an ice cream headache

Owwww!

You’re gonna freeze your brain

No way to ease the pain

You’re gonna have to wait it out

You’ve got an ice cream headache

Nowwww!

You’re the one to blame

So you can’t complain

You ate it like a screech owl pecking the life out of a mouse

Like a pack of dingos tearing up a dairy cow

I bet you wish you were lactose intolerant now