Space Junk - Rhett and Link

We’ve got the greatest job on Earth

And we’re not even on Earth

We’re orbiting the world, you see

Collecting space debris

Expended rockets, expired satellites

Circling the globe, endangering space flight

We’re the guys cleaning up the mess

Putting astronauts' families' fears to rest

You wouldn’t believe the premium on my life insurance policy

Even a paint chip would take off my arm

Traveling at orbital velocity

Collectin' space junk, space waste, space stuff

We make it safe for shuttles to fly

We’re trash men, weightless trash men!

Cleaning up the crap you left behind

We got hit by Soviet trash last year

From the cosmonauts on Mir

But our worst memory was when we

Were sprayed by frozen pee

Here’s some old bag of toiletries (What's in it?)

Sunscreen and hydrocortisone cream

And the ashes of Gene Roddenberry

Ah!

Tom Hank’s script from Apollo 13!

You wouldn’t believe the premium on my life insurance policy

Even a toenail would cut off my head

Traveling at orbital velocity

Collectin' space junk, space waste, space stuff

Living the cosmic custodian life

We’re trash men, weightless trash men!

Scouring space while trying not to die!