Bobby Trendy Addendum - Restiform Bodies

I prayed for height, but they gave me width

The apple of my mother’s eye even if they convict

The rudest unemployed apartment wrecking bum with a mouth

The most oblivious neurotic modest goy on the couch, but

I’m a get it, like Joan and Melissa got it, don’t sweat it

Try to boil my meta data, search and destroy my sweater,

Smash my mask back in the trash of my second life

I take second look and lift the whistle to my laughing lips

Joan and Melissa stand and deliver

Bobby Trendy’s hairless severed

Fendi bag in an icy chalice of Chivas

Give us just enough language to

Become instantly famous and a

Pony every birthday regardless of our behavior

Got a particular staccato that I walk down the stairs with

I got to hurry just to get my affairs met,

But always it seems like there’s a chair in the fast lane,

A lizard like guest host, the world for his ash tray

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Sappy endings, appetites lashed to the hood of the Bentley

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Sappy endings, appetites lashed to the hood of the Bentley

Every mad money lord of the dance policy maker

Bullies news junkies once in a while just to feel safer

If you’re mortified by the mortar fire on the news at five

There’s more to buy Now run a diagnostic check

Get hit with the sitcom stress Pick up your telephone

Receive the triple artificial miracles of network wit

The broadcast butchers put your mamas in the oven with a

Chicken in a duck up in a pig inside of Simon Cowell

Stuffed inside them now,

You’re powerless against the wardrobe fortress

Bored, tortured and tired of channel surfing

This David diva downer

Don’t know how to throw a party

He’ll most likely throw a penny or a hex

At the announcer

You best never turn your back

He charm a snake or

Weave a basket

Fuck a tempurpedic mattress

He don’t even pay his taxes

Still he want

Bobby Trendy’s bendy body sent free with

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Sappy endings, appetites lashed to the hood of the Bentley

He want

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Sappy endings, appetites lashed to the hood of the Bentley

It’s the disconnected fiend pre-dynastic master me seemingly

Attached with red and white tipped jacks to channel three,

And all the tools you really need are a can of gasoline

And a flare for the dramatic should you wish to meet with me

Roll me in flower and browse on your desktop

You’ll find my untitled, shiny, silver, circular wet spot

Placenta picnic inhospitable lip locked dick lick

Laughing at a wooden leg at the rest stop

Speaking of which, this speech is weak on my lips,

But I can do it deep as druids just as rude and as slick

I can rule the retired

You can root for the winner

You can chop it up with champions

And care for a fire, but it’s

The loneliest prime time cream in your jeans time slot

Checking out a party, with the prize in your blind spot

Not without resentment for another man’s high tops

The finer thing in life is always yours not what I got

We want

Bobby Trendy’s bendy body sent free with

Bargain phony Fendi juicy delicious

Sappy endings, appetites lashed to the hood of the Bentley

We want

Bobby Trendy’s bendy body sent free with

Bargain phony Fendi juicy delicious

Sappy endings, appetites lashed to the hood of the Bentley