Consumer Culture Wave - Restiform Bodies

If the consumer culture wave is sweeping you away

And it’s washing nature’s tastiest glory out to sea

Well that ain’t right, that ain’t right, that ain’t right, that ain’t right,

that ain’t right, that ain’t right, that ain’t right

It’s only natural you know to want to feel around

The Easter basket, get up off your ass and climb on out

Your air brushed demo casket, QVC is keeping you

From gettin at the pussy, that ain’t right, that ain’t right, that ain’t right

It’s an early grave trade you making, best to get sprung

Before it gets too much worse and you’re too lazy to fuck

Time to dump the bargain hunt and get back in the act,

If your dick is shrinking quick, don’t think just step up to bat

Da da da dish TV will steady take the spring out your step

Forget the next day installation and the warehouse direct

You’re looking at that budding flower all you see are Nike

Sneakers, all you see are craftsman mowers, all you see are product features

Drop the fucking merchandise, even if you got to have it

Costco got that morning after still you got to wear a hat to

Fuck like you mean it, Bob

Fuck like you mean it, Flo

Fuck like you got a reputation to uphold

Fuck like you mean it, Laurie

Fuck like you mean it, Larry

Fuck like you got a reputation everybody know you

Fuck like you mean it, William

Fuck like you mean it, Donna

Fuck like you got a reputation everybody want to

Fuck like you mean it, Timmy

Fuck like you mean it, Mary

Fuck like you got a reputation everybody

When you’re a slave to your wishes, you’re lying

Licking your favorite stitches, dying to get back out and

Frolic in shopaholic mischief

Cold medicine germs in the strangest of places

Dancing behind suburbanite over the counter

Commercial faces

The television feeds while the magazine starves

One puts you too close and the other too far

From the shopping cart paradise of overflow lots

And the family pack of memories that just doesn’t stop

It’s the power hour special but you keep losing count

They got stupid retarded savings better get there

Right now.

You got a body image issue cause you big as a house

Where else can one dine with disorder?

Pass the savings on down

Your life is so blessed when you substitute sex

With a secure place for yourself in the checkout express

Ain’t enough you’re eating bones in the novelty aisle

You’ve got to stick a magic wand down your throat to

Make your lunch vanish

Only a wicked whiplash inventory overstock emergency

Can whet the shopper’s tongue with violence before courtesy

Call the 800 number bring a piece of the past back

Feeling so lonely not a tick on the Nasdaq

It’s the savage snack food, preferred most by members

Accident forgiveness for the cardholder connection

Ice water and band width for the rich when his is tepid

It’s the older model’s privilege to log on and kill the message

Fuck like you mean it, Bob

Fuck like you mean it, Flo

Fuck like you got a reputation to uphold

Fuck like you mean it, Laurie

Fuck like you mean it, Larry

Fuck like you got a reputation everybody know you

Fuck like you mean it, William

Fuck like you mean it, Donna

Fuck like you got a reputation everybody want to

Fuck like you mean it, Timmy

Fuck like you mean it, Mary

Fuck like you got a reputation everybody, you know you

Fuck like you mean it mister

Fuck like you mean it Mary

Fuck like you got a reputation everybody know you

Fuck like you mean it, Bob

Fuck like you mean it, Flo

Fuck like you got a reputation to uphold