1990s - Ren

«What?»

«Get off MSN Messanger!»

«Just give me ten minutes!»

«I need to use the phone»

«Oh, hang on, I’m just finishin'»

«No, come off, noooww!»

As a 10-year-old, hell yeah, I was cool

I wasn’t shooting any b-ball outside of the school

I was shooting old people with my potato gun

Throwing water bombs at cars and playing knock door run

A ten-year-old terrorist

Armed with an arsenal of 6 eggs and a super soaker filled with piss

Just a little kid though, never meant any harm

Now I see kids with knives twice the size of their arms

They’re like «Blud, I’m gonna cause you damage,»

Man, what’s wrong with you!

You’re only 10, go on play some Dungeons and Dragons

At your age I was catching frisbees, not chlamydia

My very favorite artist was 'X gon give it to ya!"

Okay, I lied.

I was listening to Five

And «I'm blue, daba dee daba die,"but that’s alright

I’m just a regular, every day type of guy

From the very best decade on this earth!

1990s, baby!

The year that my mommy made me!

And I wouldn’t wanna have it any other way, no

I played Nintendo daily, my Sonic skills, yeah they’re crazy!

And if you wanna play Tekken 2, I’ll put you away

Screw Calvin Harris, cause I was born in the 90's, the 90's, yeah!

Screw Calvin Harris, cause I was born in the 90's, the 90's

Rihanna, babe I’m sorry I wasn’t that rude

But I can solve a Rubik’s cube in only 15 moves (braap)

I’m a rude boy, boy, I could get it up

And it’s all Geri Halliwell, it’s like it was stuck up

Got a Tamagotchi, tama-got-me hooked

And got a Pokemon card, and it’s a shiny one, look!

I was chilling with my homeboys, playing pogs

Mad skills on my yo-yo, walking the dog

And on Sim-City, I’m God, flashing shoes when I jog

I’m playing frogger, jump the log, I cross the road with the frog

And I was feared at my school, I was well hard

You don’t fuck with a kid with a Charizard!

1990s, baby!

The year that my mommy made me!

And I wouldn’t wanna have it any other way, no

I played Nintendo daily, my Sonic skills, yeah they’re crazy!

What?

You wanna play Gran Turismo?

Bring it mate

Screw Calvin Harris, cause I was born in the 90's, the 90's, yeah!

Screw Calvin Harris, cause I was born in the 90's, the 90's

Screw Calvin Harris, cause I was born in the 90's, the 90's, yeah!

Screw Calvin Harris, cause I was born in the 90's, the 90's

Eating sugar pussypuffys, but watching Buffy, backflipping puppy

I’m feeling lucky, stack Monopoly money, honey

I’m saved by the bell, love it like Kenan &Kel

Love it and, «Who loves orange soda»

Bring it back to the 90's baby, I got the power ranger

Flashing lights on my trainers, plastic light saber

Damn tomb raider, wanna raid your womb properly

Hold on a second, here’s my 6 inch floppy… disk (hee hee)

I’m the fastest at

A megabyte an hour, on my dial-up modem

That’s quick, yeah!

The fastest on my street

Put a bowl on my head, I shaved the sides off, sweet!

Gola on my feet, Puma on my jumper

Yeah I know fashion, on my tape playing

Spice girls out!

I know what it’s about

2 becomes 1, I played that proud

I played that loud, I’m a zig a zig, ahh

With my furby, playing Kirby, on my blow up couch

So keep your iPhone, I’m a Nokia baby

199 to the 0, the year that my mommy made me