Punk Rock High - Randy

I went to punk rock high and the school of rock

I got an electric guitar to compensate my small cock

I got a high squeaky voice like a mouse in a can

That’s the way that I am

I wore baggy clothes I was overweight

Now I’m a blue fox punk because I watched what I ate

Now I wear bondage pants just because I can

That’s the wau that I am

I was a popular guy at punk rock high

At the school of rock I was cooler than the jocks

The regular classes was nothing for me

But at gas stations across Europe I got a degree

The boys and me got some history.

We’re a mystery

We’re still getting it on, writing our songs

And we still do everything that we can sticking it

To the man

Fred once said -man we must be misled

There must be something better than a van as a bed

I said we got to do all that we can sticking it to the man

I went to punk rock high and the school of rock

And just like Bill Haley I rock around the clock

I don’t need a glass, I drink straight from the can

That’s the way that I am

I was a popular guy at punk rock high

At the school of rock I was cooler than the jocks

At rock n roll university I got a doctors degree and a PhD