N.O.E.L. - Psychostick

Opening presents on the floor

Christmas time is drawing near

Let’s all spread some cheer

Grab your wallet, time to spend

Most wonderful time of year

Hiding presents in your closet

Hoping that they won’t find out

Season’s greetings

Obligations

Manufactured lies from the greeting card

Yule!

Everybody’s dropping money

On the people they don’t like

Tis the season to be

Adding to the bottom line

Eating way too many cookies

Pouring eggnog in your mouth

Analysing weights of presents

Shaking boxes!

Decorate your house with lights

And bells that jingle!

Mind control through Christmas carols

We compelled to buy as we sing along

Everywhere you go

Christmas songs are playing all the time

Never-ending marathon

Of «It's a Wonderful Life!»

Everybody’s going caroling

You better run and hide

Awkwardly they harmonize

I contemplate suicide

Buy stuff

It’s christmas time

And we all live in a consumer nation

Black friday

Door buster sale

Murdering for saving

Murdering for saving

Murdering for saving

Trampling people at the door

Who did I even buy this for?

Smash some heads against the floor

This bargains will start a war

This bargains will start a war

This bargains will start a war

Why don’t you visit family more?

Buy off your guilt like just before

Buy more

Till everybody’s poor

Why don’t you spend some more?

How 'bout we spend some more?