The Root Of All Evil - Psychostick

Dentist

Dentist

Dentist

Dentist

Going to the dentist

Going to the dentist and it’s gonna suck

Sitting in the waiting room

Waiting for my turn to sit on the throne of pain

While filling out various legal documents

All starting to look the same

My insurance information and my medical history

I don’t know if they want me to

Excuse me, did you have any questions about the form?

Yes, as a matter of fact I do

Do I fill out this part here too

Oh, don’t worry about that, we’ll fill that part out.

If you’re ready the

doctor will see you now

Hello, I’m Dr. Taylor.

How are you today?

Fine

That’s great!

What we’re gonna do is take a few x-rays then we’ll see what we

need to take care of, okay?

Sit back regret how it all has come to this

I know that I should have been brushing

All that plaque was having a party

I’ve been dreading this exact moment

Open wide, the fun begins now she’s

Putting a bunch of shit in my mouth

Putting a bunch of shit in my mouth

Putting a bunch of shit in my mouth

Putting a bunch of shit in my mouth

Now I’m feeling

Pain, suck, sucking pain, that sucks

Poking and prodding and pressing and probing and

Pulling all feels utterly violating

Suck, pain, painful suck, that hurts

Drilling and filling and digging and yanking and

Scraping is something I think is unnerving

Smooth jazz adds to my misery

Easy listening while they are raping my poor teeth (teeth)

I lost a fight to tooth decay, tooth extraction

Feels like they’re digging out my brains (brains)

This is not the oral care I prefer

I’ve got a bunch of cavities to fill before another tooth falls out

Lie helpless and let them dig out the nerve

I need another shot of Novocain to numb it while my teeth get plowed

Okay, here’s your free toothbrush and I’ll see you in six months.

Bye