Psycho Bill - Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine

Be bop a lula

Bony Marone

She’s as skinny

As Teddy Boy Tony

Looks fantastic

In Piccadilly

Mr. Bombastic

Psycho Billy

This year’s model

Is Cashpoint Charlie

With a Harry Crews novel

And a bit of Bob Marley

Iggy Pop records

And stereo speakers

Jimmy Webb

Elvis

And the Manic Street Preachers

Professional toffs

And professional cockernies

All gone soft

On the National Lottery

Gonna go halves

On 25 million

Cashpoint Charles

And Psycho William