The Only Looney Left In Town (BBC In Concert) - Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine

They can walk on water or they can run

Depending on the story

Also by the same author

Volume one

Violence death or glory

Sneaking out of the exit of B & Q

With a trolley load of trouble

Polycotton bedsheets some 4 by 2

Petrol and a shovel

They’re off to see the wizardry that was

And the fire breathing dragons

Where history can’t repeat itself

Because history never happened

Juvenile delinquents are easy prey

To the bigotry and whining

Of a solar ringpiece on a dreary day

And when the sun is shining down

On this little mining town

People come from miles around

To see the funny snarling clowns

But not you

You were the one I liked best

You were the grooviest dressed

The only looney left in town

And he was the one who persecuted jews

And anybody different

He’s got a gun that he’s not afraid to use

On anybody with them

On the run coz he sexually abused

The devils latest signing

The centre forward with the swastika tattoos

Between the hours of twelve and two

The nagging doubts will come to you

Be paranoid parents coz they’re after your kids

You don’t know what an Aryan master race is

They’ll plant the seeds that will grow in time

And start the disease that will poison their minds

Fill them up with hatred and dress them up in robes

You know how the story goes

We’ve got one Mississippi

2 Mississippis 3 Mississippis

4 Mississippis 5 Mississippis 6 Mississippis burning

We’ve got 7 Mississippis 8 Mississippis

9 Mississippis 10 Mississippis

11 Mississippis 12 Mississippis burning burning burning

Burning down on this little mining town

Where people come from miles around

To see the funny snarling clowns

But not you

You were the one I liked best

You were the grooviest dressed

The only looney that’s left in town