Dance Like a Tory - Professor Green

Oi DJ SSW

Pull that one up

Rude girl

Haha

Excuse me, you, you, you

No, you, I actually don’t care what your name is

Just take the suit case to the local co-op

And fill it up with wine, will you?!

Haha, cheers

No, cheap as possible

Thanks, haha, cheers

Thanks

The doors to 338 are closed

While number 10 gets down

It’s popping off on Downing Street

My favourite restaurant just closed down

The doors to 338 are closed

While number 10 gets down

So grab your blue ties and raving suits

To conservatively get down

Ain’t a party, it’s a work event

Ain’t a shoobs, it’s a work event

Ain’t a rave, it’s a work event

It’s a work event, work it out

Ain’t a party, it’s a work event

Ain’t a shoobs, it’s a work event

Ain’t a rave, it’s a work event

It’s a work event, work it out

Nobody cared about care homes

They should have all been in their homes

Instead they all round Boris'

All getting down with their Doris'

Getting Mat Hancocks in their offices

If I had a party, their would have been officers

While they were getting down on the dancefloor

Can I get a «we don’t need a covid passport»

The doors to 338 are closed

While number 10 gets down

It’s popping off on Downing Street

My favourite restaurant just closed down

The doors to 338 are closed

While number 10 gets down

So grab your blue ties and raving suits

To conservatively get down

Get down

Dance like a Tory

Get down

Kiss like a Tory

Get down

Make rules

Break rules

Don’t give a … like a Tory

Get down

Dance like a Tory

Get down

Kiss like a Tory

Get down

Make rules

Break rules

Don’t give a … like a Tory

I run the country and I’m barmy

An regularly come across as smarmy

I don’t even know how many kids I have

How was I meant to know it was a party?

I’d hardly call it illegal

We only invited a hundred people

As long as we wear

What we wear to work

And we’re where we work

Then surely we’re at work?!

The doors to 338 are closed

While number 10 gets down

It’s popping off on Downing Street

My favourite restaurant just closed down

The doors to 338 are closed

While number 10 gets down

So grab your blue ties and raving suits

To conservatively get down

Get down

Dance like a Tory

Get down

Kiss like a Tory

Get down

Make rules

Break rules

Don’t give a …

So what if they find out, I’ll just apologise

It’ll be fine

I make the rules, so what if I break the rules?

What a night though ay?

Maybe we should start a night, maybe a rave?

Call it AM to PM, with the PM!

Don’t give a … like a Tory

Where’s my BM?

That’s slang for baby mother

I’ve got a few