Singleliv - Pede B

Jamen, sådan er det, når man er ung og fuld af liv

Kærester, er der mange af

Og nogen af dem, hænger man lidt mere sammen med end andre

Og hvis man har været sammen et stykke tid

Så kan det godt være svært at komme op på hesten igen

Føler mig rimelig presset

Tilbage på singlemarkedet

Ud og mærke vinden I håret imens du slipper rattet

Det slut med søndagsfrokoster hoes svigermekanikken

Nu' det ud og svinge med pikken, bli' en del af statistikken

Og Pede er jo kendt for en brandert eller to

Så se den stive brede mand stjæle showet som Reimer Bo

Og mine drenge kan drikke sig lamme kan du tro

Så ingen dømmer dig, selv hvis du har et skræmmende forbrug, yeah

Og så går jagten ind, ud og fange en kvinde

Om de' glatte ligesom slangeskind, så taber vi med samme sind

Jeg har en bred smag, Pede han er farveblind

Har sex med alle farver og typer, det' ikke tankespind

Og hvis hun laver søstjernen og ligger musestille

Er det vel bare mig der giver den gas som når jeg er ude og spille

Der' ingen grund til at vinke farvel

En dårlig metafor, men så tager jeg bare styrepinden selv

(Tag den selv Pede, tag den selv

Tag den selv Pede, tag den selv)

Ja I den alder er det jo ikke alle der er lige erfarne

Nogen piger er generte, andre er meget ligefremme

Men, noget jeg har opdaget, som er utrolig vigtigt I alle tilfælde

Det er, at du skal præsentere dig selv ordenligt

Goddag jeg' Peter, hvad har du af planer her lidt senere

Jeg' ikke ude på noget, vil ikke give dig ballade eller problemer

Vil tage dig hjem og vise dig hvor lagnerne de ligger

Te os gale som hyæner indtil dagene forsvinder

Kan gi' dig alt fra stearinlys og velbehag

Til kædeslag og kvælertag

Fortæl mig hva' du helst vil ha'

Et er sikkert, 'ey, du mærker det den næste dag

Så lad mig finde noget soul på MP3

Et sekund, så' jeg vendt tilbage

Er det her okay?

(Ja, det er helt fint)

Altså, jeg kan godt finde noget andet hvis det er?

(Nej nej nej, det er helt okay)

Og lad mig holde dig fast som om du prøver at slippe væk

Fortæl mig hvad du gerne vil prøve fra det store internet

Der' ingen disrespekt, jeg elsker virkelig alle kvinder

Både dig og dine veninder, bare tjek min profil på Twitter

Kan du holde vejret?

Tro mig, jeg bliver så beæret

Kan du tage den så langt ned?

(Mm-hmm)

Ah, det fucking blæret

Smag dig selv og bryd de grænser du har

Lad mig presse dig ud, du bremser mig, det manglede da bare

(Det manglede da bare

Det manglede da bare Pede

Det manglede da bare)

Well, that's how it is when you're young and full of life

Boyfriends, there are many of

And some of them, you are a little more connected with than others

And if you have been together for a while

Then it may well be difficult to get up on the horse again

Feeling reasonably pressured

Back in the singles market

Go out and feel the wind in your hair while you release the steering wheel

It ends with Sunday lunches hoes the in-laws mechanics

Now 'it out and swing with the dick, become' part of the statistics

And Pede is known for a brand or two

Then watch the stiff wide man steal the show as Reimer Bo

And my boys can drink themselves lame you can believe

So no one is judging you, even if you have a scary consumption, yeah

And then the hunt goes in, out and catch a woman

If they 'are smooth like snakeskin, we lose with the same mind

I have a broad taste, Pede he is color blind

Have sex with all colors and types, it 'does not spin

And if she makes the starfish and lies mouse still

Is it probably just me who gives the gas like when I'm out playing

There's no need to wave goodbye

A bad metaphor, but then I just take the joystick myself

(Take it yourself Pede, take it yourself

Take it yourself Pede, take it yourself)

Yes At that age, not everyone is equally experienced

Some girls are shy, others are very straightforward

But, something I have discovered that is incredibly important in any case

It is that you need to present yourself properly

Hello I 'Peter, what are your plans here a little later

I'm not out for anything, will not give you trouble or trouble

Will take you home and show you where the sheets are

Tea us mad like hyenas until the days go by

Can give you everything from candles and pleasure

For chain stays and strangleholds

Tell me what 'you most want'

One thing's for sure, 'ey, you'll feel it the next day

So let me find some soul on MP3

One second, then 'I returned

Is this okay?

(Yes, that's fine)

So, I might as well find something else if it is?

(No no no, that's all right)

And let me hold you tight as if you're trying to escape

Tell me what you would like to try from the great internet

There 'no disrespect, I really love all women

Both you and your girlfriends, just check out my profile on Twitter

Can you hold your breath?

Believe me, I will be so honored

Can you take it that far down?

(Mm-hmm)

Ah, that fucking bladder

Taste yourself and break the boundaries you have

Let me push you out, you're slowing me down, it was just missing

(No problem

All that was missing was Pede

No problem)