Turen Hjem - Pede B

Prøv lige og fortæl den der gang

Om den release-fest, dengang jeg ik' var med

«Årh, det er pænt lang tid siden»

Kan du huske det?

«Jaja, det gik fuldstændig galt, det der»

Prøv og fortæl hvad der skete

«Okay okay, prøv og hør her»

Jeg var teenager, der som så mange andre

Sku' ud og mærke verden, og ud og presse grænser

Jeg husker særligt en bestemt nat, der endte med at

Jeg egentlig lignede et kæmpe skvat

Jeg var sammen med Mikkel, Morten, Skurken, Kloen og 5-dob

Plus en masse ekstra folk jeg ik' kender specielt godt

Cirka 2002 til et releaseparty

Dengang man løb barnlig rundt og synes man var lidt farlig

Vi sku' fejre en plade nogen sku' udgive

Og selvom jeg var broke, burde det da være mulig

Prøvede til forfest og blive så fuld som vi ku' bli'

Selvom pengepungen havde fået sig lidt bulimi

Nå men vi ankom, som en rimelig rowdy gruppe

Udover at blive meget fulde var planerne mangelfulde

Pragtfulde folk, og tosser fra min branche

Sku' afslutte lidt sprut, inden klokken blev for mange

Okay, så I var ?, Mikkel, Kloen, Lillemanden, og Morten?

«Ja»

Okay, så der blev spillet pænt dum den aften?

«Fuldstændig»

Hvor var det henne?

«Et af de der skodsteder inde I centrum

La' mig lige, la' mig lige prøve at fortælle videre»

Aften skred frem som forventet, baren blev væltet

Okay det' løgn, men vi fik os da et par hak I bæltet

Alle kender følelsen af et par shots for meget

Folk kigger på mig som om jeg var ude og optræde

Så jeg hev mobilen frem, og ringede til min far

Sagde jeg var flad og ik' ville sove på et pissoir

Men jeg fortalt' ham min skudsikre plan

Var at betale ham den første hvis han lagde en hund I entréen

Jeg ville væk fra den her krog af min by

Og måtte tage en vogn, for mine ben var tungere end bly

Chaufføren talte med en kraftig accent

Men jeg var hamrende lam, sagde «pengene har jeg klar når vi' frem'»

Det virkede virkelig bare på ham

Som om at det var fint nok, vi trillede væk fra det der arrangement

Og troede alt var godt indtil han farede op

Da jeg sagde hvor fedt det var jeg måtte komme med når jeg var bankerot

«Du ik' køre taxa hvis du ik' har penge med

Du forstå?

I danskere, I er altid så dum'

Hey, ??»

Men, det' sgu da også pænt dumt at la' vær' med at have penge med når man tager

en taxa

«Nej-nej-nej, min far havde jo lagt en hund frem derhjemme, der var styr på det,

jeg lånte af ham»

Nåå, så det var chaufføren der ik' ku' forstå det?

«Nej åbenbart ik'»

Okay, men hvad skete der så?

«Ja, nu skal du høre»

Han var skidesur og råbte en masse

Om at det ikke ku' passe, skældte mig ud før han valgte at standse

Kørt' ind til siden mens jeg prøvede og forklar'

At vi sku' køre væk derfra, jeg lånte mønter af min far

Så da en politibil den kørte forbi

Vinkede han den ind til siden og begyndte at si'

At jeg var ude på og skide ham et stykke fordi

Jeg ville løbe det øjeblik jeg gik ud af hans bil

Og ingen ville lytte til fulde Pede

De sagde jeg sku' skrue ned for charmen for nu snakkede jeg med politiet

Så efter 5 minutters forhandling, tabte jeg min fatning

Og kaldte betjentene for en masse ting

Smidt op af motorhjelmen, da de arresterede mig

Bilist på vej den anden vej, han råbte op og blandede sig

Jeg lignede nok en idiot når jeg tænker tilbage

Bilisten var min far der undrede sig over hvor jeg blev af

Din far?

Blev han ik' total sur på dig?

«Jojo, han blev mega vred, men han fik overtalt politiet til ik' at anholde mig,

så hey, det ku' være gået langt værre»

Der var lang vej hjem

Ikke kom' I klemme

Havde ingen penge

Sådan kan det hænde

Just try and tell it that time

About the release party when I was not there

"Oh, that's a long time ago"

Do you remember that?

"Yeah, it went completely wrong, that there"

Try and tell what happened

"Okay okay, try and listen here"

I was a teenager there like so many others

Go out and feel the world, and out and push boundaries

I especially remember one particular night that ended with that

I actually looked like a giant squat

I was with Mikkel, Morten, Skurken, Kloen and 5-dob

Plus a lot of extra people I do not know particularly well

About 2002 for a release party

Back then you ran around childishly and thought you were a little dangerous

We've celebrating a record someone's releasing

And even if I was broke, that should be possible

Tried to pre-party and get as drunk as we could 'get'

Even though the wallet had gotten a little bulimic

Now but we arrived, as a reasonably rowdy group

Besides getting very drunk, the plans were flawed

Wonderful people, and fools from my industry

Sku 'finish a little booze before the clock got too many

Okay, so you were ?, Mikkel, Kloen, Lillemanden, and Morten?

"Yes"

Okay, so that game was played pretty stupid that night?

"Complete"

Where was she?

"One of those shelters in the center

Let me just, let me just try to tell more »

Evening progressed as expected, the bar was toppled

Okay, that's a lie, but we got a few notches in the belt

Everyone knows the feeling of a few shots too much

People look at me like I was out performing

So I picked up the phone and called my father

Said I was flat and would not sleep on a urinal

But I told him my bulletproof plan

Was to pay him the first if he put a dog in the hallway

I wanted away from this corner of my city

And had to take a cart, for my legs were heavier than lead

The driver spoke with a strong accent

But I was hammering lame, said "I have the money ready when we 'forward'"

It really just seemed to him

As if that was fine enough, we rolled away from that event

And thought everything was fine until he got up

When I said how fat it was I had to come along when I was bankrupt

"You do not drive a taxi if you do not have money with you

You understand?

You Danes, you are always so stupid '

Hey, ?? »

But, it's damn stupid to 'not' have money with you when you go

A taxi

"No-no-no, my father had put out a dog at home that was in control,

I borrowed from him »

Well, so it was the driver who could not understand it?

«No obviously not '»

Okay, but what happened then?

"Yes, now you must hear"

He was shitty and shouted a lot

That it could not fit scolded me before he chose to stop

Driven 'to the side while trying and explaining'

That we should drive away from there, I borrowed coins from my father

So when a police car it drove past

He waved it to the side and began to say '

That I was out and fucking him a bit because

I wanted to run the moment I got out of his car

And no one would listen to Pede to the fullest

They said I should turn down the charm because now I was talking to the police

So after 5 minutes of negotiation, I lost my composure

And the officers called for a lot of things

Thrown up by the bonnet when they arrested me

Motorist on the way the other way, he shouted up and interfered

I probably looked like an idiot when I think back

The motorist was my father who wondered where I ended up

Your father?

Did he not get totally mad at you?

"Jojo, he got really angry, but he persuaded the police not to arrest me,

so hey, it could have gone much worse »

There was a long way home

Do not get 'I squeezed

Had no money

This is how it can happen