Dårlig Ide - Pede B

Yeah, okay okay

Jeg prøvede at sige til ham ideen den var bindegal

Men han synes selv at den var genial

Og hele turen holdt han enetal'

Om bartendere arbejder sort og skat det gad de ik' betal'

Jeg prøvede at sige til ham at planen den var temmelig svag

Men han gad ik' vente ville have pengene idag

Sad og knuede det våben han fik med tilbage

Mens han gejlede sig op med noget Eminem på mp3

Jeg skal ik' ha noget at gøre med det, ingenting

Så jeg stiller mig taktisk uden for og kigger ind

Går ind af døren, der har en gammel metalklokke

Der ringer tungt for lige at vise nogen sku' ankomme

Bodegaen er et aflangt lokale

Hvor alt er gult som var det samme materiale

Beværtningen den er næsten tom

De tre der sidder der inde, vender sig om og råber «velkommen»

Foran baren er to tørre personer

Der ligner nogen der drikker deres førtidspensioner

Og bad disken er tyk fyr i lædervest

Hvis fjæs er en kombi af rødvinshud og skægpest

Hvad sku' det være?

siger bartenderen med det samme

Jimmy trækker geværet som han har gemt i sin jakke

Peger det på ham og siger «lad os starte

Med alt i kasseapparatet det skal gå tjept hvis du skal klar' det!

Jeg prøvede at sige det var en dårlig ide (x4)

Bartenderen blev ikke skræmt, tværtimod

Det efterlod slet ikke skyggen af stress i hans hod'

Han lægger begge hænderne på disken og kigger

Direkte ind i øjnene på Jimmy og siger

For det første, kassebeholdning er lille

De to dér har drukket på klods siden den tiende

For det andet tror jeg ikke du har nogen det minder

Om viden om det våben som du står med i din' hænder

Det jo ældre' end en lort, desuden er det sikret

Og løbet er så skævt at jeg ku' frygte at det splintre'

Og sprang som en granat, så det vil jeg fraråde

Skal du røve nogen skal du bruge en mindre desperat måde

I tyve år var jeg en del af hjemmeværnet

Så at trække sådan en ærtebøsse gør mig sgu næsten fornærmet

Okay, jeg kender ikke mærket

Men jeg tror ikke den er blevet renset siden de lukkede B&W værftet

Jeg har en overlegen model nede i skuffen

Og den er ladt min ven, og jeg har papir på den

Så sku' det ske at jeg sku' trække mit våben

Ku jeg råbe selvforsvar, og alle ville bide på den

Så du går bare ud af døren du kom ind af

Jeg håber ikke det her er en dans vi skal gentag'

Min ligblege ven spæner ud af den beværtning

Uden at få andet med end nogle rigtig dyre lærepenge

Omkvæd

Yeah, okay okay

I tried to tell him the idea was crazy

But he himself thinks it was brilliant

And the whole trip he kept singular '

If bartenders work illegally, they would not 'pay'

I tried to tell him that the plan it was pretty weak

But he did not expect to have the money today

Sat and knelt the weapon he brought back

While cheering up with something Eminem on mp3

I'm not supposed to have anything to do with it, nothing

So I tactically stand outside and look inside

Walks in through the door that has an old metal bell

It rings heavy just to show someone sku 'arrive

The bodega is an elongated room

Where everything is yellow which was the same material

The pub it is almost empty

The three sitting inside turn around and shout "welcome"

In front of the bar are two dry people

It looks like someone is drinking their early retirement

And the bath counter is thick guy in a leather vest

If face is a combination of red wine skin and beard plague

What should it be?

says the bartender immediately

Jimmy pulls out the rifle he has hidden in his jacket

Point it at him and say “let's start

With everything in the cash register it should go smoothly if you are to get it ready!

I tried to say it was a bad idea (x4)

The bartender was not intimidated, on the contrary

It did not leave the shadow of stress in his head at all '

He puts both hands on the counter and looks

Directly into the eyes of Jimmy and says

First, cash flow is small

The two there have been drinking heavily since the tenth

Secondly, I do not think you have anyone that remembers

About knowledge of the weapon that you hold in your 'hands

It's older 'than a shit, moreover it is secured

And the race is so crooked that I could 'fear that it will splinter'

And jumped like a grenade, so I would advise against it

If you want to rob someone you have to use a less desperate way

For twenty years I was part of the Home Guard

So pulling such a pea gun makes me damn almost offended

Okay, I do not know the brand

But I do not think it has been cleaned since they closed the B&W yard

I have a superior model down in the drawer

And it's left my friend and I have paper on it

Then it's going to happen that I'd pull my weapon

I could shout self-defense and everyone would bite on it

So you just walk out the door you came in

I hope this is not a dance we have to repeat '

My pale pale friend is straining out of that pub

Without getting anything but some really expensive lessons

Chorus