Automatpilot - Pede B

Jeg kendte engang en ubehagelig mand

Der var soldat i Afghanistan

Han sagde til mig at det allermest tough ved det

Var de brugte de samme toiletter som på Roskilde

Men selv tanken om at skide i en krigszone

Stegt i dit eget fedt som popcorn i mikroen

Det virker lokkende, jo den er sku go' nok

For alt er et niveau op, fra det her telefonjob

Undskyld jeg' så ligefrem, mit navn er William

Ved siden af jobbet, der har jeg et studie fyldt med isenkram

Min ven Jimmy og jeg, er lidt i gang med' indspil' sang'

I håbet om at kunne komme lidt frem en gang

Så 37 timer om ugen er jeg bænket her

Så jeg de sidste 131 os' kan eksister'

De kalder det mange ting, den her forretning

Jeg kalder det for helvede, de kalder det for telemarketing

Min lærer sagde der skal være penge til aftensmad

Og så endte jeg som frivillig tilfangetaget

Spørger mig selv er jeg er total idiot

Når halvdelen af mit liv det leves på automatpilot

Min mor sagde få et job, så har du brød på bordet

Men det var før det hele løb af sporet

Spørger mig selv er jeg er total idiot

Når halvdelen af mit liv det leves på automatpilot

Og kort fortalt er det kun de mest ensomme

Mennesker i verden der synes tilbuddene er tillokkende

De resterende 99,9 procent

Lægger røret på eller kalder mig noget virkelig slemt

Det fredag og der' 30 minutters tid

Til min dag er ovre og jeg kan stemple ud og skrid'

Skulle min chef prøve at holde mig her burde guderne vide

Han ligeså godt ku slå sig selv ned og ringe til politiet

For der' kun to ting der holder mig i mit gode skind

Og gør jeg ikke løber mod vinduet og laver hovedspring

Det ene er weekend, det andet er lidt flirteri

Jeg kører med en køn pige, der gir' jobbet lidt krydderi

Hun hedder Ella og hendes humør er ret tør'

Plus jeg tror, hun hader jobbet ligeså meget som jeg gør

Skal heldigvis ikke løfte røret mange gange før

At jeg kan pak' mit lort og smut' ud af kontorets bagdør

Min lærer sagde der skal være penge til aftensmad

Og så endte jeg som frivillig tilfangetaget

Spørger mig selv er jeg er total idiot

Når halvdelen af mit liv det leves på automatpilot

Min mor sagde få et job, så har du brød på bordet

Men det var før det hele løb af sporet

Spørger mig selv er jeg er total idiot

Når halvdelen af mit liv det leves på automatpilot

Telefonen ringer op, jeg skruer ned for mit headset

Objektivt set burde jobbet jo pænt let

Kigger på mit manus, rømmer halsen forbereder stemmen

Da en stakkels kvinde siger «hello» i den anden anden

God dag og tillykke frue jeg ringer fra Telekom

Mig og mine kollegaer er sammen blevet enig' om

Du får et særligt tilbud hvor det er dumt at sige nej

En bog hver måned leveret direkte til din villavej

Og prisen, den er ligeså sej, hun afbryder min salgstale

Med «do you speak english», og jeg har lyst til at springe ud fra anden sal

Well I have these books and me and my colleagues

Have all agreed that you can have them for a very flot pris

Hun svarer «Are they in english» og jeg svarer not really

Og den stilhed der følger den er bare så pinlig

Nogen der vil sige mig hvorfor livet bare glider forbi mig

Men om et par timer er der piger der smiler og promiller

Min lærer sagde der skal være penge til aftensmad

Og så endte jeg som frivillig tilfangetaget

Spørger mig selv er jeg er total idiot

Når halvdelen af mit liv det leves på automatpilot

Min mor sagde få et job, så har du brød på bordet

Men det var før det hele løb af sporet

Spørger mig selv er jeg er total idiot

Når halvdelen af mit liv det leves på automatpilot

Snak der leder videre til næste nummer

I once knew an unpleasant man

There was a soldier in Afghanistan

He told me that it's the toughest thing about it

Were they using the same toilets as at Roskilde

But even the idea of ​​fucking in a war zone

Fried in your own fat like popcorn in the microwave

It seems enticing, since it's sku go 'enough

For everything is a level up, from this phone job

I'm so sorry, my name is William

Next to the job there, I have a studio full of hardware

My friend Jimmy and I, are a bit in the process of 'recording' song '

Hoping to be able to come forward a little someday

So 37 hours a week I'm benched here

So I the last 131 us 'can exist'

They call it many things, this business

I call it hell, they call it telemarketing

My teacher said there must be money for dinner

And then I ended up as a volunteer captured

Asking myself is I am a total idiot

When half of my life it is lived on autopilot

My mom said get a job, then you have bread on the table

But that was before it all ran off the track

Asking myself is I am a total idiot

When half of my life it is lived on autopilot

And in short, it is only the most lonely

People in the world who find the offers attractive

The remaining 99.9 percent

Puts the phone on or calls me something really bad

That Friday and there '30 minutes time

Until my day is over and I can stamp out and slip '

Should my boss try to keep me here, the gods should know

He might as well knock himself down and call the police

Because there're only two things that keep me in my good skin

And I do not run towards the window and make head jumps

One is weekend, the other is a bit of flirting

I run with a pretty girl who 'gives the job a little spice

Her name is Ella and her mood is quite dry '

Plus I think she hates the job as much as I do

Luckily do not have to lift the pipe many times before

That I can unpack 'my shit and slip' out the back door of the office

My teacher said there must be money for dinner

And then I ended up as a volunteer captured

Asking myself is I am a total idiot

When half of my life it is lived on autopilot

My mom said get a job, then you have bread on the table

But that was before it all ran off the track

Asking myself is I am a total idiot

When half of my life it is lived on autopilot

The phone rings, I turn down my headset

Objectively speaking, the job should be pretty easy

Looking at my script, escaping the throat prepares the voice

When one poor woman says «hello» in the other

Good day and congratulations madam I call from Telekom

Me and my colleagues have agreed together

You get a special offer where it is stupid to say no

A book every month delivered directly to your residential street

And the price, it's just as cool, she interrupts my sales talk

With «do you speak english», and I feel like jumping out of the second floor

Well I have these books and me and my colleagues

Have all agreed that you can have them for a very nice price

She answers «Are they in english» and I do not really answer

And the silence that accompanies it is just so embarrassing

Someone who will tell me why life just slips past me

But in a few hours, there will be girls smiling and promille

My teacher said there must be money for dinner

And then I ended up as a volunteer captured

Asking myself is I am a total idiot

When half of my life it is lived on autopilot

My mom said get a job, then you have bread on the table

But that was before it all ran off the track

Asking myself is I am a total idiot

When half of my life it is lived on autopilot

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