Coco the Clown - Momus

Coco the Clown is sitting me down

To explain the facts of life

God had no plan for why things began

But if things are nice, do the things twice

That’s his advice

I never did have any time

For therapy at all

My Wilhelm Reich Orgasmatron

Abandoned in the hall

All that cock and ball

Rotting through the wall

Grey at the temples now

With clay around my feet

Stiff upper lip and all that shit

The British like to Tweet

I lack what I lack

But I am what I am

So cut me some slack

I’ll cut you some back

It seems I made a fair old fist

Of bungling in the mist

But I did discover other people

Actually exist

I’m not a solipsist

They actually exist

All bungling in the mist

Coco the Clown is sitting me down

To explain the facts of life

There is no God apparently

But if things are nice

Do those things twice

That’s his advice

Such good advice