Total Yo Yo - Mean Jeans

I get up in the evening, curse my mama’s name

catch my reflection, what a zitty shame!

Then the beer starts flowing, I get a tiny taste

I go into the zone and couldn’t care if the world

took a shit on my face

ah ah ah it' s always gonna be the same

ah ah ah you know I never learned to change

I’d rather live in a trash can

than hang around this place

My whole record collection

makes me think of your shitty fa-ace

then something funny happens

and I’m Keanu Reeves

my hearts doin' back flips

I wouldn’t stay in tonight in my wildest dreams

ah ah ah it' s always gonna be the same

ah ah ah you know I never learned to change

so why-I?

Must I be-e?

Such a yo-yo?

A total yo-yo

What was i thinking?

Can’t stand my style

I’d better off, man in a garbage pile

then you’re on my porch and I start to feel insane

let’s take it to da bar man

I haven’t lost my mind in 1 whole day!

ah ah ah it' s always gonna be the same

ah ah ah you know I never learned to change

So why must I be such a yo-yo?

A total yo-yo I don’t know!

I know-o I’m a yo-yo

I know it’s true, I do