Crummy Crummy - Mean Jeans

I got off the couch and I looked outside

It was a pretty shitty vision and I almost cried

All the shit heads and posers

You know nothing’s changed at all

I wanna write a song but I’m missing a string

I wanna write a book but I don’t know anything at all

We got in the van and we went way out

Figured shit couldn’t get any worse anyhow

But it turned out to be more baloney

I lost my poor meatball, I lost my best friend

I lost my mind a thousand times over again

Could it really happen to me?

You got a crummy crummy life now

And it’s a crummy crummy world

And everything will go wrong

But if we party on, we’re gonna have a ball

The clowns on my couch are bringing me down

Can’t kill myself with everyone hangin' around

I guess that’s ok, I’d miss you too much anyway

You know I don’t wanna miss it if it ever gets rad

Sometimes I like 2 sit + drink

Just 2 think + be sad

What can I say?

There’s a butthole in my brain

Yeah, a butthole in my brain

There’s something wrong with everything

My head’s a ball and chain

I walked by the house where we used to live

You know I thought a million things + took a piss on it

What can I say?

YEAH!!!

Crummy crummy life now

And it’s a crummy crummy world

Everything will go wrong

And then we’ll party on