Jones - MC Chris

No one can take our freedom

Uh we

We are not thirsty

But, we will be (Toht, Raiders of the Lost Ark)

I wanna get stoned

With Indiana Jones

I wanna chill with my homie

In the boonies of Wyoming

And see a TV and a Harrison a-moping

Number one on my bucket list

My fuck ‘em up it list

Get some dope

Steal a boat

Oh no Jimmy Buffett’s pissed

Lets smoke the crack

out of ancient artifacts

Lets scream at each other

til we both have heart attacks

Lets ride a helicopter

Save a couple cub scouts

Tell Melissa and Calysta that we’ll miss ‘em

But we out

We gotta, ride the waves

Gonna live off the land

Smoke as much weed

As we can carry in our hand

We’ll find a secret teepee

In the far reaches of the ranch

Where you keep a secret box

That has got a secret stash

I desire my own firewall

Inside the bowl

Let’s regard little Henry

Before we get too old

Lets burn mosquito toast

Til we taste the ash

Lets knock more back

Until the bowl is cached

I wanna get stoned with Indiana Jones

I wanna get bored with Harrison Ford

I wanna get high for 6 days and 7 nights

Don’t ask me why but the sky seems really nice

Lets feed horses to our carrots

And never call our parents

Fuck going to town

Lets never do our errands

Lets be aloof

Act a goof

With LaBeouf

Let me cross this off my bucket list

I can’t handle the truth

Got the k19 chronic

combine it with Frantic

We call it the chronic

it make bitches romantic

You can Force 10 from Navarone

so high it sounds fair

You can say I didn’t kill my wife

I say I don’t care

No clear and present danger to our teepee in the shade

We’ll get so fucking baked its like were running on a blade

We can do more Temples

Call this our last crusade

We can get Sean Connery stoned

We can chill on monkey brains

Schizo kid beside her

Come with me and trip

You throw me the idol

I throw you the whip

And this bad news for Nazis monkeys

Poison was poured

So let’s break out stinky skunk

Cause getting drunk is a chore

I wanna get stoned with Indiana Jones

I wanna get bored with Harrison Ford

I wanna get high for 6 days and 7 nights

Don’t ask me why but the sky seems really nice