Discord - MC Chris

You can’t tell me what toys I can play with

You can’t tell me not to grow my crops

You can’t tell me which sex I can marry

It’s so scary the weird way that you watch

Straight out of Ponyville:

Motherfucker named Twilight

Don’t call her Belle

Sweetie Belle raise hell and beat you in barfight

She’s unicorn

Horn got the force move shit around and teleport

But she’s a pony

That’s a horse that will, but of course, cavort for sport

Like Spike on Rarity, Clydesdale clarity

There’s the horse that I hunger for:

Fluttershy got those butter thighs bumblesweet

But a little bit of mumblecore

Pinkemena is mean motherfucker pulling pranks with Rainbow Dash

And they don’t give a fuck if your shit’s fucked up they’re gonna fall back and

laugh

You know the type:

Make you think about suicide they’re so super hype

Then you know my pinkie pie so freakafied

Whatever sweets inside won’t suffice

Dash is the lass with the rainbow mane

Pass so fast make you lose your cool

She’s a mine detector, a cloud collector

When’s the last time you heard a rainbow BOOM?

Every time somebody rocks a rainbow

Like R2 or Lucky Charms

They gotta get all aggro back in the backroom

Make sure nobody is doing anybody any harm

Bunch of baloney, just a bunch of ponies:

Save that horseshit for your barn

The only danger in this manger’s

Finding friendship on the farm, what!

Don’t talk smack, unless they force you

If it’s Applejack, you might taste her horseshoe

Help out with the harvest if she requests it

Her heart is the part that is heavily invested

Herd not a pack with some stand back dramatics

Don’t panic: I’m gonna stampede through the static

You heard that it’s wack, heard friendship is magic;

Better than back in the paddock

Some ponies know their cutie marks

And some must crusade

Some people know their role in life

And some others must wait

I love My Little Pony

My Little Pony is great

I wish that people were ponies

Then life wouldn’t be lame

(metal growling/Discord breakdown)