LOCAL JOKER - Maxo Kream

Before I play freeze tag, I play kick door

Before I heard the word «romance», I heard the word «hoe»

Before I play freeze tag, I play kick door

Before I heard the word «romance», I heard the word «hoe»

Used to stash the package in the mattress or the sofa, huh

I was holdin' ki’s in the motot like Toyota, huh

'Til I made the Lambo order it’s mate black just like my Rover

Cops patrollin' pulled me over, he tryna make his quarter

Search the car because we smokin', he ain’t even find a toaster

ask me where I’m goin', on my way to sell a quarter

But it’s persona that I’m servin', no more gas back in detergent

Why you drivin' fast and swerve?

'Cause black Suburbans make me nervous

He let me go with just a warning, tried to joke about the feature

Had to call and tell the homies, not too long ago when we was

Robbin' niggas, I was roachin'

Trappin', rappin', I went global

I get paid to spit my vocals

I am not a local joker

No more sleepin' on the sofa

Crib in Cali, I’m bicoastal

All the graphic signs and posters

I am not a local joker

It get hectic in my section

So my Smith &Wesson dirty (Dirty)

Keep an FN when I’m steppin', just like Stephen it shoot thirty

Houston, Texas, what I’m reppin'

Off of purple swang

But murder, Texas, known for murkin', totin' banger

When I go back to my hood, I see them same old niggas

On the same old shit, with them same old issues

Tried to show 'em if I did it, they could probably do it better

But all we ever talk about is them same old bitches and them same old stories

and them same old figures

We was stackin' up in high school, for them Jordans we would kill you

I could lead you to the water but can’t pedal your canoe

Reminisce 'bout money do and stupid shit we used to do

Robbin' niggas, I was roachin'

Trappin', rappin', I went global

I get paid to spit my vocals

I am not a local joker

No more sleepin' on the sofa

Crib in Cali, I’m bicoastal

All the graphic signs and posters

I am not a local joker