You Look Stupid - Maxnormal.tv

It’s better to be yourself

You don’t have to be bad to be cool

Be good and you will be

Good at everything that you do

Fuck Eugène Terre

And all your stupid white knights

(do do do do, do do do do)

Welcome to my fright night!

Beat Box Slayer

Your wife masturbates to Steve Hofmeyr, uh

Now here’s my word to your daughter

If your dad ever puts his hands in your pants or

Tries to make you touch his willy go tell your mom

Same goes for your brother and your uncle and your cousin

You think the rapper knows what’s up, maybe he doesn’t

Don’t bug me, I’m watching the rugby

My biltong makes me feel strong

Little poppies love me

Patricia Lewis knows who’s newest

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I’m rocking knee-high khaki socks

Bokkies from Benoni wanna blow me

I’m sending big shoutouts to all my Satanic homies

Throat-sucking goats from Cape Town to Port Elizabeth

Bored of visitors from Zimbabwe trying to park my car

Leave me alone, I can park it on my own!

You look stupid, cause you look like everyone else!

You look stupid, cause you look like everyone else!

Rappers are stupid, very fucking stupid

Not quite as stupid as me, I’m the new kid!

You look stupid, cause you look like everyone else!

You look stupid, cause you look like everyone else!

Plus a lot of DJs these days suck

When I say DJ he say, «Fuck!»

You look stupid, cause you look like everyone else!

You look stupid, cause you look like everyone else!

Straight out of Randburg — uh!

Crazy motherfucker named van der Merwe, uh

Used to eat the hamburger, just like everyone else

You look stupid, cause you look like everyone else!

Stop looking at me funny, look at yourself

You look stupid, cause you look like everyone else!

I don’t live on the streets, but I walk on the streets

I don’t fly through outer space when I talk on the beat

When I enter the place, everyone gawking at me

Like my head is a microwave and my body’s a fridge

Open my chest, stare at my lights

So what I’m a robot?

Don’t try open my head, read the warning dummy

You’ll get very dead very quick

I’m very, very sick

Right here on earth

Trying my best to get better

Rapping so high, rapping from inside the space station

The space monkeys in the circle, nodding their heads vacant

You’re running out of energy, no more sun

Rent money, food, irrelevance, ET phone home

I fly in the air and flex my skill at big fancy festivals

Smile for the camera, grabbing my testicles

Rappers sound identical, like awards festivals

Your puff-fluffy play-play coochi-woochi I’m terrible

(RARR!)

Now run an' tell your mommy

Fuck the money, I’m in it for the young girls' punani

Sniff sniff, coochi bos, poes baie stywe

(Yeah dog!)

I’m not your dog I’m a wolf

I rap like I’m standing next to you in the lift without speaking

While you’re thinking about what you’re doing this weekend

You in the shallow end with arm bands

I’m in the deep end

Underwater your legs look good

You’re like «what the…»

You look stupid, cause you look like everyone else!

You look stupid, cause you look like everyone else!

Rappers are stupid, real fucking stupid

Not quite as stupid as me, I’m the new kid

You look stupid, cause you look like everyone else!

You look stupid, cause you look like everyone else!

Sometimes I start having so much fun that I can’t even think

I’ll slip a tampon in your drink

Now you look stupid, cause you look like everyone else!

You look stupid, cause you look like everyone else!

My style makes your face ugly!

You look stupid, cause you look like everyone else!

You look stupid, cause you look like everyone else!

Fuck looking at me funny, look at yourself

You look stupid, cause you look like everyone else!

I’m real like the landlord

The lord of the land

Your stuff’s stuck as fuck

Everyone’s bored of you man

You know when you go to sleep funny and you can’t feel your leg?

Well you’re still asleep, dummy, plus your whole heads gone dead

I’ll punch you in the face, but you still won’t feel it, like «pow»

Did you feel that?

Exactly!

I walk around town, refrigerator style

Ain’t the Moseneke

Kids laugh, fill me with stuff, making fun of me

'Til I overheat emotionally

Hubbly-bubbly for company

MC Totally Rad

Go hug a tree

Rappers are stupid, very fucking stupid

Not quite as stupid as me, I’m the new kid

Walking down the block, in my kak flip-flops

Pajama pants, my t-shirt says «fuck hip hop»

People look at me like I’m some kind of gross stain

This ghost plane is most strange, I’ll hurt your head like propane

I live on my own like a dream come true

Who would of thought?

I’m like «Wow, this is incredible!»

All the other me’s before me looking to the future

With a big glow on the chest give me a round of applause

Free money get a word to the dassie on your sweater

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