Ons Is Hier - Maxnormal.tv, Yo-Landi Visser

Goeie naand dames en here, DJ Jakob Basson in die huis

En man ek wil net eers se vir al hierdie bokkies julle lyk daar spoggerig

vanaand

Vir al daai blonde enetjie daar in die goue satyn rokkie, sy maak 'n man se

hart sommer soos vinnag klomp

Maar voor ons begin warm word op toe die dansvloer, met ek net 'n vinnige

dankie se vir almal wat gehelp het om hierdie sokkie-jol mootlik te maak

Maar nou, kom ons maak reg vir 'n warm sessie op die dansvloer, so maak daai

litte los, want oh here god, vanaand, gaan die poppe dans

Gooi

Propvol krag

Nommer een op die mikrofoon met die mag

Daf nag

Demoon jag

Van jou aandag

Binnekant har buitekant sag

Gevaar

Pas op vir die zombies

Wakker, werk, telivisie, slaap

Wakker, werk, altyd 'n bietjie vaak

Naweek, mall, miskien 'n bitjie jol

Dink buite die boks, rusteloos

En plaas van breindood

Boos is 'n doos

Op die vanaand 'n moerse gemors

Steve Hofmeyr kou Zuma se wors

Vok die groot baas van die plaas

Haas das die nuuskas aan die raas

Max Normal is terug soos 'n blast from the past

My nuwe manskrag se yo wat’s aan die gang

Elke man het 'n kragspan nodig

Dapper, wakker en teenwoordig

Ons is hier

Ons is hier

Ons is hier

Ons is hier

Ons is hier

MaxNormal.TV

On-voor-spelbaar

No teeth just gum

Oy vey, numb thumb my bum face in the sun

Go home having tollie trekking trollie trekkers

Snollie, pis, bier, kots, shit, kak, fucking lekker

Not

Ons slaap vars, kraakvars

Pick die reels vind die real deals raak skaars

En die TV laat waai kwaai met die kragdrag

Ma se, «Liewe magtig, jy lyk pragtig!

«Kyk, daar’s 'n dassie op die koppie

Chomp 'n tjoppie

Skop 'n doppie

Klap 'n koppie koffie

, julle klompie bokkies in die sokkie

Kwaai bokkies sonder onder rokkies

Bons-bons, dis jou verjaarsdag

Kom ons party soos jou verjaarsdag

Bons-bons, pomp jul lywe

Reg deur die nag soos 'n stywe raver

Man, ons het nou-nou daai bedankings so 'n bietjie afgerammel

So ek wil net terugkom en hierdie takie deeglik afhandel, uhm

Tannie Willemien, baie dankie vir al die lekker kaas en tamatie toebroodjies,

en al die lekker vingeretetjies wat tannie so pragtig voorbrei het,

hulle se mos altyd: die pad na 'n man se hart is deur sy maag

Dankie tannie Willemien

En natuurlik Oom Hennie, die disko-bal wat oom vir ons gehuur het,

dis regtig mooi en dit skep so lekker atmosfeer

En laaste, wil ons net vir Oom Reynhard se, dankie vir al die drank man,

wat sou ons nou gedoen het sonder Oom Reynhard

En Oom Hynre ek wil ook sommer ner go vir Pieter vra om assablief die bier uit

te los, los vir ons manne so een of twee oor man

(Fok jou Pieter!)

Wind in my hare

Bloed in my are

Vlieg deur die lug met elektroniese strale

Internet, radio, televisie

Weer op 'n missie

Geen kompetisie

Ons raak fisies

Praat briesies

Breek tee siggies

Lig, wip, sit glimlag op klein gesiggies

Derde oog, oop gaan voor

MaxNormal.TV is die fokken antwoord

Yolandi Visser met die glad styl wat gly

Jakob Basson waar die vok is jy

Justin de Nobrega met die beats wat pomp

MaxNormal.TV met die speech wat stom

Kom ons bons dis jou verjaarsdag

Kom ons party soos jou verjaarsdag

Bons-bons reg deur die nag toe die more

Leen jou oore

Nou’s jy weer gebore

Good evening ladies and gentlemen, DJ Jakob Basson in the house

And man I just want to say first to all these kids you guys look flashy there

tonight

For all that blonde one out there in the golden satin dress, she makes a man's

heart just like a lot of work

But before we start warming up on the dance floor, with me just a quick

thank you to everyone who helped make this sock jol possible

But now, let's get ready for a hot session on the dance floor, so do that

let loose, because oh here god, tonight, the dolls are going to dance

Throw

Packed with power

Number one on the microphone with the power

Daf nag

Demon hunt

From your attention

Inside has outside soft

Danger

Watch out for the zombies

Wake up, work, television, sleep

Wake up, work, always a little sleepy

Weekend, mall, maybe a little jol

Think outside the box, restless

And instead of brain death

Evil is a box

Tonight a mess

Steve Hofmeyr chews Zuma's sausage

Breed the big boss of the farm

Rabbit tie the newsstand to the noise

Max Normal is back like a blast from the past

My new manpower's yo what's going on

Every man needs a power team

Brave, awake and present

We are here

We are here

We are here

We are here

We are here

MaxNormal.TV

Unpredictable

No teeth just gum

Oy vey, numb thumb my bum face in the sun

Go home having tollie trekking trolley trekkers

Snollie, piss, beer, vomit, shit, shit, fucking delicious

Not

We sleep fresh, crisp fresh

Pick the rules find the real deals become scarce

And the TV blows loudly with the power line

Mother says, «Dear mighty, you look beautiful!

«Look, there's a dassie on the hill

Chomp a chop

Kick a cap

Have a cup of coffee

, you bunch of kids in the sock

Angry kids without under dresses

Bounce-bounce, it's your birthday

Let's party like your birthday

Bounce-bounce, pump your bodies

Right through the night like a stiff raver

Man, we just rattled off those resignations a little bit

So I just want to come back and finish this task thoroughly, uhm

Aunt Willemien, thank you very much for all the delicious cheese and tomato sandwiches,

and all the delicious finger food that Auntie had so beautifully prepared,

they always say: the way to a man's heart is through his stomach

Thank you Aunt Willemien

And of course Uncle Hennie, the disco ball Uncle rented for us,

it's really beautiful and it creates such a nice atmosphere

And lastly, we just want to say to Uncle Reynhard, thank you for all the booze man,

what would we have done now without Oom Reynhard

And Oom Hynre I also want to ask Pieter to please get the beer out

to leave, leave for our men about one or two over man

(Fuck you Pieter!)

Wind in my hair

Blood in my are

Fly through the air with electronic jets

Internet, radio, television

Again on a mission

No competition

We get physical

Talk breezes

Break tea siggies

Lift, bounce, put smiles on little faces

Third eye, open front

MaxNormal.TV is the fucking answer

Yolandi Visser with the smooth style that glides

Jakob Basson where the fuck are you

Justin de Nobrega with the beats that pump

MaxNormal.TV with speech speechless

Let's bounce it's your birthday

Let's party like your birthday

Bounce-bounce right through the night when the morning

Lend your ears

Now you are born again