The Date Adventure - Mark Lowry

Got a call from Steven

It was just as I feared

Said he found my ideal girl

If I can overlook her beard

Another night out with a stranger

I just hope she’s of the human race

I bought a dozen roses

figured how could they hurt?

And prayed my date would not be

Godzilla in a skirt

Then walking up to her front door

I fought the urge to run

Would this girl be my Cinderella?

Or another Atilla, The Hun

I got another blind date, I better close my eyes

Why do all my blind dates attract so many flies?

Searching for my honey, but all I ever get is stung.

I think that I’ll stay a bachelor

Woah whoa, this is the date adventure.

Don’t think that I’m picky

I know I’m not so hot

Getting ready for a date

Should not include a rabies shot

Why must dating be such a challenge?

Why can’t it be fun instead?

All I want’s a girl, not Mr Ed (hello Wilbur)

I got another blind date, I got a trail to blaze

Should I take her to dinner, or to a field to graze?

Searching for my honey, but all I ever get is stung

I think that I’ll stay a bachelor

whoa whoa this is the date adventure

For the right girl

I would stick up my neck

and let her pick up the check

But I must wait

For my mate

Dating’s the toughest journey

When you pick a wife you can’t be wrong

So that’s why I go on blind dates

And bring Alpo along, yeah

Oh got another blind date

I better get ready to hide

Got another blind date

So pass the blindfold please

instead of her number

she’ll just leave me her fleas

Searching for my honey, but all I ever get is stung

I think that i’ll stay a bachelor

This is the date adventure.

Come on this is the date adventure

Better close, better close my eyelids