God Help The USA - Mark Lowry

Just supposed that all the votes were cast, and I came out ahead need

Republicans and Democrats, Elected me instead

I’d speed things up, I’d get things done, I’m hyper as can be

I’ll only need a two year term, cause I’ve got ADD

So let me be your president somebody swear me in

Then add my head to Mt. Rushmore if there’s room there for my chin

And if we need more taxes I’ll just make the congress pay

So lift your voice, I’m the only choice, God help the USA

I’ll never lie as president, of course not talking will be tough

And as for leaks I give my word to only leak the juicy stuff

We’ll never go to war, because I couldn’t stand the stress

And Willy Nelson is my pick to head the IRS

So let me be your president, Saddam Hussein won’t mess with me

What sister Vessel is in charge of my foreign policy

I’ll make July a holiday and let Christmas run through May

Lowry is the one, we’ll have so much fun God help the USA